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The man next to me on the flight has BO that could choke a donkey.

Boybands Forever on iPlayer is brilliant and worth it alone for Louis Walsh, who now looks as though he lives in a house full of piles of newspapers and jars of his own piss.

Stolen from the other place 😁

Sometimes I just amuse myself.

Many congratulations to @CamdenCouncil, who have made the process of reporting a repair a perfect Kafkaesque loop.

Hannah's just inspired me to check my Nectar points and OMG I CAN GET A SPEEDBOAT* *2 bottles of Baileys.

Brits: We’re voting for Brexit because we’re gullible and easily led by liars. Yanks: Hold our beer.

Twitter I need your help. I have to do a thing for work. What is your favourite/best quiz question? (and the answer, please) Go!

Just found out that Camden is home to a population of Aesculapian snakes and now I'm never going outside again.

I am standing here. I have just been asked, quite aggressively, where the Houses of Parliament are, and how long it would take to walk to Windsor Castle.

I have been carved a pumpkin especially for me 😁

Everything reminds me of her

Watching a bit of Green Day before it disappears from Prime. Gotta love Trey, who still has all the vibe of a fighty West Ham fan, living in a caravan park post-divorce, whose ex won’t let him see the bairns.

Been quite poorly for a couple of weeks but took a sunny day trip to the coast today and had THIS magnificent smoked haddock scotch egg at the @GoatLedge and everything’s starting to look a bit better.

Had to shut my windows because every ladybird in North London is trying to invade my flat.

Give me your best “I’d have got on that train if you’d not blocked the barrier while hunting for your ticket” face.

Every time I wash my hands it smells like I’ve ordered a “Second class dicket to Dottingham”. #NicheTweet

Today’s passive/aggressive note is self-explanatory, I feel.

At least they're using them correctly. theguardian.com/world/2024/o…

I have just waved my astounding, amazing, awesome 22 year old off to Asia to start a year or more of travel experiences, and oh my, my heart 🥹💜

Really enjoyed Speak No Evil yesterday at @CentralPictureH, but was less keen on the mice that ran across our feet throughout the movie. Horror on the screen. Horror on the floor.