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TheBurningPonies

@BurningPonies

One day in the presence of our past, the Burning Ponies created themselves. The procreation of ones self is a distinguishable process that involves self fert...

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Joined December 2011
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Sam's club IS a place to lose your child in.
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Landscaper Tip: Never unroll a garden hose unless you are fully prepared to roll it back up.
I just put two bucks in this thing!
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Use what you believe should never be written.
"These are like really nice chords and nobody is listening!" - Burning
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My mother says you NEED air conditioning and I say you NEED a lobotomy.
I like high fives. I just don't like the effects of high fives.
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Never sneak up on a man who's been in a chemical fire.
Knights of Columbus are roaming the streets. They all look like a cross breed between John Candy and Rick Moranis.
We ain't listen to nothing but Lynyrd Skynyrd and Jesus around these parts.
There's entertainment, and then there's being burned alive.
"Jim, if you lick me... I quit the band." -Giancarlo
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Sam's club is not a place to lose your child in.
Cut your hair, mostly grows back. Get your arm chewed off, shark attack.
@LeahLovecat Great thanks to you for your kind words and your beautiful ear drums. You inspire our hearts and intrigue our cerebral cortex.
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Marco@marco_urbano23 Jan 2013
The burning ponies killed last night, it was such a great show @BurningPonies
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Sondre Lerche@SondreLerche23 Jan 2013
Meanwhile in Norway: Brunost Fire Shuts Tunnel
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Stealin' pizza and pissing on fitness vans.
Where have all the Paula Cole's gone?
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Sondre Lerche@SondreLerche18 Jan 2013
You buy Kidz Bop CDs 'for' someone, not 'to' them but prepositions failed me in my puzzled state. Much like these parentz failed their kidz.
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