i'm stating this here before i get death threats this account is a (mostly) ironic page dedicated to the bushes, so most of my tweets might just be memes or random facts about them. i welcome anyone to follow me on this page unless if you're like really messed up in the head.

gassy ken paxton

randomly stumbled upon this image i made 2 years ago that i genuinely do not remember making

one time when i was like 12 i convinced my friend that there was a secret bfdi recommended character that never made it in the show and this was one of the things i sent him as "evidence"

i genuinely think that when people i follow bookmark stuff, it appears on my timeline because i just got the most porniest porn of all time for absolutely no fucking reason

i used to think bonnie blue was black until a few weeks ago

abandoned the game cuz i got lazy but i beat it today on it's 9th anniversary

kissinger in this photo looks like he could be edited into a fart fetish animation of himself

your 10 year old cousin could come over to your house and when you go to the kitchen to grab a snack you see him watching something like this on his very dirty ipad