Patrick! You’re Fired!

Day 2026 | goodbye 👋

Day 2025 | thank you

Day 2024 | it’ll stop any day now…

Day 2023 | haven’t got a good amount of time so typing this as quickly as i can

Day 2022 | why has it taken me 10 years to figure out what that Cake By the Ocean song was all about

Day 2021 | 5 days remain…

Day 2020 | release me

Day 2019 | I made the mistake of starting Takopi’s Original Sin yesterday (anime that covers such fun topics like suicide and child abuse) spent the whole day at work feeling dread because i just got the final episode to watch and i don’t know how it’s gonna end

Day 2018 | stuart fails to make a good intro

Day 2017 | we’re in the endgame now

Day 2016 | I have no idea why but on twitter there’s this really beautiful disco elysium animation that I’ve watched constantly, but every time it ends, twitter autoplays oneyplays drama even though i’ve shown no interest in it

Day 2015 | was in the bookstore earlier and witnessed a kid getting really excited over a random volume of jujutsu kaisen

Day 2013/14 | sorry this one’s late, had to juggle so many things at once tonight so barely had time

Day 2012 | sorry guys, world’s ending brb

Day 2011 | been broadcasting shows to watch on tv via bluetooth that’s been very finnecky lately, later found out the shows have just been on netflix this whole time

Day 2010 | you’re telling me these monsters are not just mine, but they’re also singing monsters as well?

Day 2009 | still waking up

Day 2009 | cheesy michael, can you open the door? cheesy michael, can you open the door? cheesy michael, can you open the door? cheesy michael, can you open the door? cheesy michael, can you open the door? cheesy michael, can you open the door?

Day 2008 | sometimes in times of panic, true genius can be crafted - which is why in this hurried moment where i have only a few minutes before the next day, the next post shall be my magnum opus