There is no road down which I won’t kick the can

Joined July 2018
What an all-timer day on Twitter
Replying to @KMbappe
This one?
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Joe Rogan son or Call Her Daddy daughter
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What is the purpose of this Mark Allen conversation other than to remind us all that Simon Jordan is a joyless man devoid of empathy and mates @talkSPORT. What a disgracefully unnecessary piece of radio
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Vittorio Angelone is a weasel
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“Terrorist attacks”
🚨📷BREAKING: Alleged leaked photo showing the Islamist bomb threat sent to schools across Northern Ireland and Scotland today
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Was just saying this to the lads down the pub
Malfoid is quietly becoming a symbol of the West's cultural counter-revolution. In a world increasingly starved of romance, devotion and anything worth building a future around, a fictional girl seems to have awakened something long dormant.
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Replying to @Sofascore
@Sofascore guys you need to bring back the “started” total on player summaries. I cannot believe you’ve got rid of it
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Ask if he has ever had sex
Como você sabe que um homem ainda é virgem?
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This image looks like she has been elected president of Slovenia
WHERE ARE THE WOMEN I’M SCARED
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Hopefully all those who have spent the last week baselessly gossiping can learn from the victim’s exceptionally mature statement that speculative discourse in situations like this helps no one
A Vancouver woman has detailed allegations of sexual assault against Geordie Greep. She and Greep's former keyboardist spoke to Paste about what happened on October 8. READ: pastemagazine.com/music/geor…
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The rational and fair voice of reason Simon Jordan on @talksport completely lashing out at Dale Vince. Calm and considered as always
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What a fucking legend
🚨🚨| GOAL: KINGSLEY COMAN HAD RONALDO RUNNING ALONGSIDE BUT DECIDED TO FINISH IT BEAUTIFULLY HIMSELF !!!!!!!!!! Al Nassr 3-0 Diriyah
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At what point do you just give up on liking music #Glastonbury
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Oh my god this is unintentionally hilarious. I’m in bits
UK is a third world country
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My private jet was delayed on its way from Monte Carlo
whoever this guy is i took a picture of in 2015 Helsinki airport — i still love you
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Tom Rogic did this every week and no one batted an eye
🇹🇷🤯 NAH MAN… ARDA GÜLER IS OUT OF THIS WORLD. xitter.cf/RMFCfan31/status/21061…
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They’re actually getting smaller #glastonbury
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Plus special guests… Adam Idah Billy Joel Jessica Watson Danny McGrain Should be a Ferrari of a night 🔥
⚠️ EVENT ANNOUNCEMENT! ⚠️ 🍀 BRENDAN RODGERS is joining A Celtic State of Mind live at Glasgow Royal Concert Hall on 14th June 2027! 🎟️ Tickets are ON SALE TOMORROW: glasgowlife.org.uk/whats-on?…
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