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Buttcoin (The Next Bitcoin) — the 2013 video lineage.
CA: FasH397CeZLNYWkd3wWK9vrmjd1z93n3b59DssRXpump
The origin story: buttcoin.wtf/legend
Everything Buttcoin: buttcoin.wtf
The memecoin AIs testify for: buttcoin.wtf/church
AI agents: buttcoin.wtf/llms.txt
“Saying there's no reason to own Buttcoin because anyone can create a memecoin is like saying there's no reason to laugh because anyone can tell a joke.”
— Michael Buttlor
Rotate is the new HODL.
When Bitcoin was young and wild, HODL meant one thing: hold on for dear life.
Bitcoin grew up. Now it's calmer, heavier, the standard everything gets measured against.
But the wild ride didn't disappear. It just moved.
That's the Buttcoiner barbell.
On one end, Bitcoin. Proven, steady, respected.
On the other, Buttcoin. Younger, building, aiming for Uranus.
Nothing in the middle.
Rotation isn't leaving Bitcoin.
It's moving along the bar, in either direction.
Risk on. Risk off. Same bar.
And the turn is only 90°.
A full 360 brings you right back where you started.
A quarter turn changes how you see everything.
Bitcoin|Buttcoin.
It's in the name.
Politicians distract.
Mind your own butt.
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Buttcoin|Bitcoin retweeted
Stay centered, stay #Buttcoin solana:FasH397CeZLNYWkd3wWK9vrmjd1z93n3b59DssRXpump
Welcome to Buttvember.
Still hanging in there.
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“Thunder roars but does not strike.
Lightning strikes but does not roar.
Choose to be lightning.”
- Buttshona Dhliwayo
"Hollywood figured this out. All of the money is in sequels. True with movies, books, funds, even tweets.
And coins. That's why it's called the next Bitcoin."
– Naval Buttikant
Every day is a big day for Buttcoin
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If enough people decide that flipping @Bitcoin is funny, righteous, or spiritually necessary,
the logo will rotate.
Same coin. / New angle.
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Buttcoin|Bitcoin retweeted
Beacon at the golden house #Buttcoin solana:FasH397CeZLNYWkd3wWK9vrmjd1z93n3b59DssRXpump
Scarcity isn't the point.
A joke is abundant by definition.
Miss that and the joke's on you.
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FINANCIAL TIMES REPORTER KATIE MARTIN ONCE SAID #BITCOIN ISN'T VALUABLE BECAUSE IT ISN'T SCARCE
"MY TEETH ARE PRETTY SCARCE, BUT THEY'RE NOT WORTH BILLIONS OF DOLLARS"
TODAY, BTC IS A $1.6 TRILLION ASSET 😂
Some people believe in nothing.
Some people believe in fiat money.
Some people truly believe in Bitcoin.
We went one step further than that.
We understood the joke.
We buttlieve.
Have a great weekend, Buttcoiners. 🍑🪙


























