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Connecticut, USA
Joined November 2022
Replying to @3YearLetterman
@3YearLetterman Coach we gotta teach'em young, so this is my nephew at the UConn/Nova game tonight:
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The worst game Purdue will EVER play🤷‍♂️ Not going to lie, Painter wins this game 99/100 times, we just got unlucky… refs did EVERYTHING they could to hand UConn the win 🤣 Hurley scouted this game for WEEKS while Purdue just showed up to play… OVERREACT!!!
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It is October. That said, the wagon based out of Storrs is rolling down the tracks yet again. A resounding performance tonight. It’s almost time. It is almost time.
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Hey, at least Painter is rolling out guards bigger than 6"0 this year, not that it fucking mattered. Yall got absolutely dick slapped.
Purdue vs UConn Halftime thoughts 1. One team really is trying really hard to win this game. The other is treating it like an exhibition. 2. Dan Hurley is the worst That’s all I’ve got for now Ps this is what can happen when the shooting isn’t there with this team.
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I mean, I don't know how you walk away from that game unhappy. Sure we got stuff to fix and tune up, but man if we ever go 8 minutes in any of these games with only 1 foul, lookout.
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4 and a half minutes and we've only fouled once. This team can go to a Natty.
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Back home in 239, God it feels good to be back.
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Sometimes I really hate fantasy football, I hate it with everything in my soul. There are years that I think "This isn't worth it, I should stop." But I never fucking do.
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Look, we have had our back and forth with Michigan State but they do one thing I wish we would. All the students are in the 100's, everyone else is in the next section up. It makes all the difference. I know we won't because donors, money, etc. But that's your answer.
Gampel used to reach a pretty insane level. The fans are just completely sanitized now. The olds all think they're at a play. If you act like a sports fan around them, they give you weird looks. Particularly old women. It's not a movie theater. Contribute.
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Real fans closest to the action, blue hairs further away. I'm not even shitting on the older fans, we just need maximum energy closest to the action.
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You could never make me hate Sha
Sha: “We suck right now, but that’s okay.” #shbb #HALLin
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JESUS H. FUCK, JUST GIVE US THE GODDAMN JUG AND TAKE A PICTURE OF IT.
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CBesh 2: We Are So Fucking BACK Baby!!! retweeted
Connecticut has 2 things: The best pizza in the world & UConn
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CBesh 2: We Are So Fucking BACK Baby!!! retweeted
The Rent is alive!
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Thank you for the kind words sir. Don't nitpick this man even though I know you all want to, just take the goddamn compliment and move on with your night.
Replying to @HawkEmDownChris
UCONN. Bunch of consistent random niggas playing in the middle of nowhere, became a national powerhouse. #UCONN
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Free the #CUMJug
We are gonna force feed this jug down the winning team’s throat #umassvsuconn
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tHe nBa iS a bEtTeR pRoDuCt tHaN cOlLeGe bAsKeTbAlL
"That's a travel." How many steps from LaMelo? 😭
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Who is better than @John_Fanta and Raft? Fucking no one, that's who.
Can’t wait for college basketball. We are just 11 days away from the road to March beginning! Bill Raftery is one of one, a living legend and America’s friend. The Governor is the perfect choice for the @trillydonovan Watchability Index. Voted for him! Let’s have a year. 🧅
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We make fun of Kansas a lot but I always respect that building and its fans. College basketball rules
Why is college basketball different? This is the crowd reaction for a dunk during an exhibition game:
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