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Gordon of Khartoum

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The reasonable man adapts himself to the world: the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself.

 Khartoum, Sudan
Joined May 2025
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First real Substack article
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How are they blaming capitalism for a country that largely went from Feudalism to Communism with only moderate amounts of capitalism?
Foreign Policy (@ForeignPolicy) profile pictureForeign Policy
@ForeignPolicyOct 4
A new book explores the capitalist basis of the Kremlin’s aggressive ideology. foreignpolicy.com/2026/10/02…
Where Does Russia’s Violent Imperialism Come From?

Where Does Russia’s Violent Imperialism Come From?

A new book provides some helpful—if not always spot-on—answers.

foreignpolicy.com
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I love these
Dr Peter Caddick-Adams #StandwithUkraine (@militaryhistori) profile pictureDr Peter Caddick-Adams #StandwithUkraine
@militaryhistoriOct 31
More of Osbert Lancaster's delightful wartime cartoons.
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John Arizona@TastefulEunuchOct 31
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I'm a motherfuckin' fryboy
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Future Moldovan Citizen (@MainstreamViews) profile pictureFuture Moldovan Citizen
@MainstreamViewsOct 30
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Ella Yurman@ElYurmanOct 31
never a bad reason to repost the best combination of words ever written on this website
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rayne fisher-quann (@raynefq) profile picturerayne fisher-quann@raynefqOct 31
but doctor, i am [gunshot]
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Netanyahu is never gonna let me be free.
Anna Khachiyan (@annakhachiyan) profile pictureAnna Khachiyan
@annakhachiyan20h
D I N E R G O T H
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chungus epic@Chungus__SwagOct 31
Explain why Archer is better than Fryboy without moralfagging
Future Moldovan Citizen (@MainstreamViews) profile pictureFuture Moldovan Citizen
@MainstreamViewsOct 30
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Cheapest way to increase fertility
1926 Live (@100YearsAgoLive) profile picture1926 Live
@100YearsAgoLiveOct 31
Canadian lawyer Charles Vance Millar dies in Toronto, and wills his $100,000 fortune to whichever Canadian woman has the most children before January 1, 1937. Women suddenly rush to procreate in what is deemed “The Great Stork Derby” by the press.
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Treinador 🩸 (@BrunoBad4ss) profile pictureTreinador 🩸
@BrunoBad4ssOct 30
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Women often cry after I ask them out. I guess approaching women already crying, is at minimum more time efficient.
Clavicular Updates (@Clav0Updates) profile pictureClavicular Updates
@Clav0UpdatesOct 30
Hexumlite cold approached a girl crying behind an alley behind a bar to decrease odds of rejection 👀😭 “You look incredibly vulnerable, I just figured I’d cold approach or something”
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When are they gonna release a Pong movie? Everyone is still talking about it.
Geoff Keighley (@geoffkeighley) profile pictureGeoff Keighley
@geoffkeighleyOct 29
Donald Glover will star in and produce a Netflix series based on PUBG.
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Everyone has that awkward moment when they have to explain the racism of The 120 Days of Sodom to their kindergartener.
Woke Beyond (@WokeBeyond) profile pictureWoke Beyond
@WokeBeyondOct 30
Eventually they come for everyone
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Milan Busk@KarolusWangusOct 31
The beaver is a reflection, if only a faint one, of the platonic critter, which frolics eternally before the Throne of God.
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moose (@mooseincrisis) profile picturemoose
@mooseincrisisOct 31
i love beavers because why are you, a giant water rat waddling around practising hydraulic engineering
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Leopard print is a classic.
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Fortissax (@FortySacks) profile pictureFortissax
@FortySacksOct 29
It’s crazy how universally leopard print functions as a low-status signifier across cultures. South American favelas, Slavic gopniks, Gypsies, British and Irish chavs, working-class Japanese women. They all love it. It’s a universal uniform of the ghetto woman.
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I was just thinking that gathering together people who refuse to organize was the best path towards political power. What do we stand for? Well you got ask everyone single one of us.
Mark Cuban (@mcuban) profile pictureMark Cuban
@mcubanOct 30
I’m against all of these. The new force in politics and elections is independents. The fact independents are NOT an organized party, means we can individually do what we think is right, without regard to party politics. That is a force we have not seen before. And it is only growing as we all become increasingly disgusted by party politics. Pushing these would backfire on Democrats.
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It's always the Bulgarian Presidential Election in Margaritaville.
Cormac 🇵🇸🇮🇪 (@yungpapist) profile pictureCormac 🇵🇸🇮🇪@yungpapistOct 30
Last weekend I went inside Jimmy Buffett’s Margaritaville Resort in Hyannis Massachusetts and in doing so found that it was an overseas polling site for the Bulgarian election
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Solzhenixon@sardonic_greekOct 31
Then I realize. There’s a wife. In the back of this place. She’s the one who’s doing it. I can see her through the walls … I see her face..
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🎃 U n i m a x x e r 🎃 (@unirespecter) profile picture🎃 U n i m a x x e r 🎃@unirespecterOct 30
Just had some insane deja vu and felt like this nigga for a second
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Guys, be careful if you motorboat a woman. My uncle died from that.
Ollie (@0lliOlli) profile pictureOllie@0lliOlliOct 30
Watching face sitting is now punishable by up to 2 years in prison. Just another day on Normal Island.
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Tom Zohar@TomZoharOct 30
“It’s a remake of The Great Gatsby, Liz, except this time they solve crimes. I play Nicole ‘Nicky’ Carraway, a cop with dreams of becoming a writer”
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@DiscussingFilmOct 30
A modern-day police procedural take on ‘THE GREAT GATSBY’ is in the works at NBC. The series follows Jay Gatsby, a charming investigator with a gift for reading human behavior, and Nicole “Nicky” Carraway, a cop with dreams of becoming a writer. (Source: Deadline)
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I stand by, that this song was good and she seems fun.
Yugo (@Yugo3109) profile pictureYugo@Yugo3109Oct 26
her getting bullied for being “ugly” on twitter right after she made a song about not feeling pretty like wow the world is so cruel
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