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I have found my mission in life - to provide desperately needed companionship to the underserved community of short-haired Japanese girls.
It's a heavy cross to bear, but I'm a humanitarian like that.
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Coder CoderDyne retweeted
The damage done by the concept of "the global community" is incalculable.
As a Software Development Professional I am so proud of Apple rn.
Just used the timer on my iPhone after this most recent software update and I gotta say @apple, this new timer interface is SHIT.
Are you actively trying to make people Android users?
Fix this.
And this is why you'll be alone at 45 with 6 cats.
Coder CoderDyne retweeted
Men: "I'd like to date a woman who loves me and wants to raise a family with me"
Feminists: "You clearly just hate women"
Replying to @echairoo
“Malfoid” es el sueño humedo de los hombres enfermos. Es la oportunidad perfecta de seguir alterando su realidad y de alimentar su lado misógino, reforzando ideas de como debe verse una mujer, como debe actuar, en que lo unico que puede hacer es tener hijos y amar a su hombre.
Coder CoderDyne retweeted
This week, renowned heart surgeon Michael DeBakey attacked the hypocrisy of Hollywood stars, who oppose the use of animals in medical research, and yet wear ribbons supporting the war on deadly diseases like AIDS.
In response, animal activist Ricki Lake said, quote, "but the red ribbon diverts attention from my gigantic ass!"
Coder CoderDyne retweeted
Dating in 2026 is basically impossible.
If you don't make the first move nothing ever happens.
If you do make the first move you're pushy/creepy.
If you ask someone out immediatly "we don't even know each other"
If you ask someone out after knowing them for a bit "Why are you ruining the friendship?"
Coder CoderDyne retweeted
GP OMG THEY'RE BOTH @alexthechick AND I DO NOT EVEN KNOW WHAT IS GOING ON RN!










































