My doctor said, "Cornelius, you need to express your skepticism more often." So, he prescribed extra strength cynicism.

Joined July 2018
Stanley Robert's latest PBB speaks loudly about the problem of new buildings not providing parking spaces for their tenants. The build 'em here, build 'em high crowd will tell you otherwise. Bike stalls, ride share, and public transit are just so convenient and cure all ills. Caveant emptores. youtube.com/watch?v=BT-D6QS4…
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Surprise! I didn't vote for your incompetent ass.
Surprise! A new PAC backing my opponent is from the insurance industry — because they know I’ll hold them accountable.
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This cursed message arrived. I got carried away. Mea culpa.
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The ancient Greeks tried to impress upon us that the line between comedy and tragedy is awfully thin. This notion is reinforced as I read the voters' guide.
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If SFGov outlaws gas, only Chinese outlaws will have gas.
You know SFGov is forcing homeowners to replace gas appliances with electric because one study conducted by zealots theorized it could save “85 lives over decades?” In England they’re charging homeowners $200/yr for their gas furnaces. Coming soon to a San Francisco near you!
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Replying to @MLNow @EskSF
McCoy is unfit for office, not because of his "troubled" past but because of who he is: an unethical, vindictive, dumb man. xitter.cf/EricaJSandberg/status/…
SF's District 8 supervisor race is getting weird. my opinion: McCoy should not only be ommited, he should drop out entirely. here's why.
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Correction: Less efficient with more money.
38r Geary is completely packed today. Can’t wait for transit funding to fail so we can make it more efficient with less money. No I don’t believe this. This is stupid. Don’t defund transit please.
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Happy Native Indignant People's Day.
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Bike lanes are all over the city, and each one costs a full lane of traffic. Traffic light cycles are now 15 seconds so it takes motorists several cycles to get through an intersection. Yet Muni continues with this BS. Not another nickel for them.
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Cornelius Dilligaff retweeted
The problem is NOT “seemingly intractable.” The problem is bad POLICY. @DanielLurie literally campaigned on a “fentanyl state of emergency.” We were lied to. Then when @realDonaldTrump decided to do something about it, Lurie had his friends @Benioff and Jensen @nvidia bamboozle the President into calling it off. Lurie and his NGO/non-profit buddies have ZERO interest or incentive in solving this “seemingly intractable” problem. The city would rather treat the problem than solve the problem, as former Mayor Brown reminded us in a rare moment of political candor in a CNN documentary a few years back. Solving this “seemingly intractable” problem is actually pretty easy. Call the President. Tell him I made a mistake. I need help. Kettle the Tenderloin and Mission. Bring in the Guard and @ICEgov to remove the Hondos from San Francisco. Arrest and deport the dealers and arrest all addicts using/possesing fentanyl/meth and put them on a 5150 hold down in medically supervised tents inside the walls of the San Bruno jail. Do this every week in the Tenderloin and Misson (or wherever in the Bay Area the problem moves) and 95% of this “seemingly intractable” problem will be GONE in less than six months. It will be like magic how quickly this “seemingly intractable” problem gets solved. The problem is not “seemingly intractable” as the Chronicle and ride-along Lurie want you to believe. They just lack the courage, desire and incentive to solve it.
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Cornelius Dilligaff retweeted
Jerry Jones hasn’t been this mad since Brown v. Board of education
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Cornelius Dilligaff retweeted
One end of the woke spectrum is sensible: Be kind, help people, be generous... The other end is absurd: learn to spot microaggressions, reject biology in matters of sex, teach people hypersensitivity, never stop virtue posturing, ban any sign of stoicism...encourage people to gain advantage by weaponising weakness... They're not the same set of ideas
This is a John Cleese appreciation post The man is a national treasure and a comedy legend and isn’t woke @JohnCleese
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Cornelius Dilligaff retweeted
🇰🇵🇷🇺🇺🇸American AI generated this:
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Right. The better way is not to elect you.
The FAIR plan has a secret board, gives our money to private companies, and charges us for any losses. There’s got to be a better way.
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