Legend Funny

This is a new type of animal from Claude's Anthrophic "Made-In-The-Lab"

I was today years old when I learned people genuinely will drank beer for fun

An emergency recall has been issued for 30,000 pounds of Black Rock Steak and 70,000 Gallons of Casino Butter causing a wave of anxiety among consumers worried about food safety and accessibility.

All day every day I do these and live off welfare checks

Ok, I seriously need Hayao Miyazaki's take on Flock Cameras

There was a monarch butter fly in my bedroom last night and I wasn't really thinking so I whacked it with a shoe

To pimp: To coerce and exploit for financial gain A butterfly: A gentle, beautiful creature, oft a symbol of innocence Even before the play button is pressed, the listener is forced to consider this stark dichotomy from the title alone. And you question @theneedledrop's insight?

The saxophones getting louder when my DoorDash driver adds on another stop and now my ETA is a whopping 10 minutes later 😭🎷

IDK if its because im a lesbian or what but i find this so gross 😭😭😭😭😭

BlameItOnJorges future son before bed : "Dad wait don't go! You still haven't told me the story of the top 10 scariest TV Broadcasts!" "Not now, kid. You'll learn when you're older..."

IDK if its because im a lesbian or what but i find this so gross 😭😭😭😭

Another AI Training Method Dropped:

Hahahaha is the Uncle Jason for me🤣

When my girl said she had I.B.S. and I thought it stood for Itsy Bitsy Spider

I 100% have the muscle to squeeze the lips of my pussy shut but in this frail body all it can do is lift my ball a centimeter and it does no good to me

Mrs. Chapman made us do indoor recess today and it wasn't even raining

Huh, I guess I never realized that many women have never taken a peek at their cunt. As a man I often fail to consider these things, but every day I strive to be better