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Joined May 2022
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I'm happy to say Version 1.0.0 is now out and working with data so far from this season, all of last season and the Premier League in 24/25. Lots of new features and UI upgrades to make ease of use better + addition of Expected Points this season too. sites.google.com/view/the-da…
I'm happy to finally release an early version of a little database, free for all to use in analysis. I've added all Chelsea 25/26 match reports so far for all competitions. I hope to add past seasons and more detailed stats too in the future. sites.google.com/view/the-da…
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Every time I’m concerned and feel our club is shit United genuinely draw me out and make me feel invigorated
He’s reeling me in 😭😭😭
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We won literally 2 games in the last 6 vs a crap Spurs (deserved to lose) and a fluke win vs Leeds
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It's hard to not think he had anything to do with it when they respected McFarlane
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Broken radar charts still and no half time break down stats is certainly a choice
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FT: Sunderland (1.92) 1-0 (0.82) Chelsea Possession: 31% - 69% Shots: 9(2) - 10(4) Big Chances: 4 - 2 Big Chances Missed: 3 - 2 Expected Points (% win chance): 2.11 (63.3%) - 0.67 (15.3%)
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Follow the private for more non-ragebaity stuff where I’m actually honest about what’s happening without fear of morons who can’t acknowledge what they’re watching
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Either you were wrong about Alonso, or you were wrong about Barco. Which, either way, means I'm at least right about one of the two yet people just spam my replies throwing insults with absolutely no engaging counterpoint?
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Had to read 2 days of ‘Tuchel is evil and petty discourse’ because 2 non pen goal this season Palmer didn’t get called up. Good to see ‘about to have game of his life out of spite’ Palmer managed a singular shot today and did, well, nothing for the rest of the match
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I'm tired of being gaslit every week ,man It's worse when they throw stats around without understand it's context or application
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The club died the moment we sacked Tuchel for disliking being micromanaged by random Americans who knew nothing about football. We sacked the guy who got the soul of this club and stood by us in quite literally our worst months as a club in decades
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Of course we were going to suffer afterwards. And it’s all deserved, while all you troglodytes shit on the last man that had us a serious club
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Was fine when they downed it under Rosenior. When it happens again i will act like every single one of our fans did last season and vindicate these players
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These players are not good enough to be downing tools.
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Fast track route to losing the dressing room has been chosen I see Prepare for a new manager by January lads
I don't know but choosing to criticize your players and say nothing about the officiating does not sit well with me.
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Looking past the obvious rage bait a lot of people clearly didn't get, a lot of you are simply unable to balance your opinions. After we win a game the narrative HAS to be positive because you're 'supporting your club'.
No poppy in profile picture, that fake footballer back at RB as Josh now randomly gets injured by Xabi’s very obviously overloading fitness regimen Fun!
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The Barco who's allegedly really good never gets played. I wonder why? I was insulted by everyone for saying he won't work in the PL, yet alonso doesn't trust him. Why?
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Either you were wrong about Alonso, or you were wrong about Barco. Which, either way, means I'm at least right about one of the two yet people just spam my replies throwing insults with absolutely no engaging counterpoint?
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I think Jeff is being very generous, and has been all season. Profiling has been crap, intent has been crap, and the tactics have been average all season. We aren’t coached in possession. We aren’t confident. We aren’t set up well at all.
Coaching is all about profiles. Xabi got that wrong and that cost us in the first half. It’s always been one of his strengths as a coach so surprised at some of the errors this season, but it is a new team. Also not seeing the off ball runs he’s normally associated it or we saw against Fulham. Also not seeing a willingness to access the central players and encourage them to pass, move and connect centrally. It’s key for breaking down these low blocks. Almost like we avoid it actually and just look for the wide areas. These things will need to change if we are to become a good in possession team.
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Palmer dropping into the 6 to receive the ball and turn with no runners is not a good idea. We never penetrate centrally. We lump it up and try and win second balls, which is always hard at Sunderland and why we didn’t create anything.
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A lot of the summer signings also aren’t good and we’re light from injuries. Why are people surprised and even offended by anyone saying these obvious facts?
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I’m not going to say too much before some very angry people go and start hurling insults in my comments again but this is basically a performance on tune with a pretty crap manager, some really overrated players and some really fine players just never playing for whatever reason
🚨 FT: Sunderland 1-0 Chelsea Awful but yet predictable still, mentality needs to change.
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Referee being abysmal has lowkey hidden the fact we’ve been awful again. Defenders rag-dolled and again, very little to offer in possession
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