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A tactical prospective from one who sits on his couch and muses football. No muss, no fuss, just ones primitive observations and opinion on the Beautiful Game

Joined January 2019
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COUCH CRITIC Excerpt - Looking at Liam Rosenior’s Tactics and assessing if it’s translatable to the Prem and Chelsea Full clip=> youtube.com/watch?v=q21c1-MF…
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Best win of the season. Up the chels.
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Andrey Santos with yet another DNP… sometimes the grass ain’t greener. Sometimes it’s green ink used to create the illusion the grass ain’t burnt. 👀
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The amount of schoolboy errors we commit that lead to goals are staggering. 45 mins to fix up or you can bet there will be a meltdown.
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Yo on the real though… @SirayahShiraz needs to be at every presser from now on. She’s the only journo asking the questions everyone wants answers to.
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Morgan Rogers is an absolute BEAST! What a signing he is proving to be!!
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This led to the 2nd goal by the way nitter.gq/chapelmarketafc/status…
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Decent first half abysmal 2nd half. We aren’t yet capable of going up a gear. Arsenal showed they have gears and went through them in that 2nd half. That’s the difference for me. Veteran team vs one still figuring it out.
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If the club thought Reece and Lavia weren’t able to give mins they wouldn’t be given consideration for the shirt. You all need to stop belly aching over getting a 6th midfielder for 2 positions. Wait for the right target and spend the money don’t spend on stopgaps.
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Enzo Stan’s are like that annoying girl you keep telling you ain’t interested but ignores your rejections and buys you a PS4. 🎶🎶🎶OHHHHHH ENZO FERNANDEZ🎶🎶🎶
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I am amazed at the amount of Chelsea supporters who don’t rate Lavia. It’s clear he is a player he just needs to stay fit. I’m keeping receipts for all you. 👀
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I made sure I bought the black kit for me and my yute today! Sponsor-less.
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Enzo Stan’s are like that annoying girl you keep telling you ain’t interested but ignores your rejections and buys you a PS4. 🎶🎶🎶OHHHHHH ENZO FERNANDEZ🎶🎶🎶
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Enzo Stans - “But he’s so professional. He won’t put up a fuss! He’ll just get on with it and play!” 😆😆😆😂😂😂
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New manager, integrating new players… the football wasn’t great but 3pts is what you need here. Excellent start for Xabi, made me nervous to see Quenda and Estevao come on to see out a tight match. It worked though
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Cole Palmer was on smoke today. We need him buzzing around this level all seasons.
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Reece James is a FOOTBALLER don’t forget that peanut gallery.
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Lavia’s issue is fitness not quality. Seeing a lot of noise on the timeline about his footballing ability which is laughable to me. If your beef is he can’t stay on the pitch that’s a real issue but questioning his ability is comical.
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Listen. I have no issue with collecting top talent from our rivals. I do take issue with acquiring dead legged, has beens because he has experience. The mentality monsters we need have to be birthed in the Chelsea ethos. Hendo can cheerlead for Sunderland.
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Up the Chels
🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Chelsea reach verbal agreement with Aston Villa to sign Morgan Rogers⁠. Bid of £117m accepted by #AVFC & being finalised. 6+1y contract, medical Monday⁠. #AFC interested but 23yo attacker wanted #CFC; Xabi Alonso instrumental @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/6390212…
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