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Joined August 2022
Goodbye goat. Maybe in another life you would have been our Ashley Cole Regen馃挃
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Reproduced in Japan
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Ex's little sister who's built like Raheem Sterling, has the transfer history of Totti and has the personality of Kante sent me a DM
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Lost my wife to the kid I bullied in hs
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They鈥檙e doubting you. Make them remember. Racing Santander will pay.
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Ballon de Playa (Part 2/2)
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Lamine Yamal - 2025/26 Ballon de Playa (Part 1/2)
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HARRY KANE SIR HAROLD KANE OF ENGLAND
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Genuine levels to this shit
馃さ Gabriel 馃さ Saka 馃さ Raya 馃さ Arteta #ballondor
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After 22 years, Bleach is ending today 馃挃
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Im the same skin color as Lamine Yamal
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Quand un mec japonais essaie de se suicider mais que m锚me son suicide a le rythme de One Piece
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Jokes aside i think madueke is genuinely better than yamal right now
MADUEKE IN SIMILAR POSITION 馃憤
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Little cousins wants to join gimmick fc and asked for wages for blue checkmark and I said no
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Lamine yamal cuando el equipo tiene m谩s de tres estrellas en el FIFA
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Now that I think about it, when was the last time this brother had a big game performance 馃槶
Lamine Abysmal vs Real Madrid Gravity. 馃挮
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Lamine Yamal vs Real Madrid Worst player to ever get ballon d'or shouts?
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Now that I think about it, has he played well against any fullback that can defend?
Lamine Abysmal vs Real Madrid Gravity. 馃挮
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Lionel Messi vs Real Madrid, 2006/07 El Clasico hattrick at the age of 19
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Replying to @FCB_nenn
Hay que empezar a abrir el mel贸n sobre este, va de sobrado hablando como si fuera Messi y en los partidos grandes se caga, vaya 2 partiditos lleva, vaya 煤ltimos cl谩sicos lleva, en Champions contra equipos de verdad no le mete gol a nadie
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I don鈥檛 want to see or hear anybody comparing Lamine Yamal to Messi else sh*t will go down he can never be like Messi.
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