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BATTLE FOR THE BRONZE BOOT 🏆
The 25th all-time meeting between Chadd Sucks and Pony Russell brought this rivalry back to its roots ‼️
In a game that featured 311 yards of offense between BOTH teams 😳 the CSU RAHMS 🐏 emerge victorious 13-10
CRASHOUT KOO-CHI 🤡
In a EMBARRASSING 38-14 loss to recently relegated CCU, the Mean Green head coach failed to keep his cool 🤬
HC Koo-Chi’s temper tantrums could be seen from the top row and has led to many recruits taking North Texas off their board 😨
COASTAL DISRESPECT ENDS NOW ‼️
COASTAL IS BACK 👊🏼 with yet ANOTHER user victory 👀 over upstart HC Harry Koo-Chi 👎🏼
HC Money-Bags walks into Denton and EMBARRASSES the Mean Green in a 38-14 BLOWOUT 😱 with many high school recruits on the sideline 😂
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CSU DOMINATES THE BACK 2 BACK ‼️
Frustrated with Commissioner Russell’s scheduling, HC Sucks takes his anger out on his fellow user coaches 🤬
The RAHMS 🐏 outscored Fresno + Miami* 49-10 over the last two weeks 📈
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COMMISH OUT OF OFFICE ⁉️
Even with Commissioner Russell on vacation, SFXOD™️ action continues 🏈
The Mean Green CRUSH Arkansas State in a matchup that has commissioner interference all over it 🤨
All signs point to co-commish Chadd Sucks 🐏 granting favor to his current mentee Harry Koo-Chi 😱
Word on the street is Pony is taking an emergency flight back to HQ to deal with this MESS 🧹
VERNON CROUCH IS THE FUTURE ‼️
MANGINKREDEEMS HIMSELF 📈 with a CLUTCH victory against longtime rival Bernard Edmunds 😈
Miami* claims its first user victory since Week 1 of 2026 😳 and hopes to rebound big after the disaster of last season 👀
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WHEN WILL THEY LEARN ⁉️
During a very questionable scheduling matchup, Wyoming and HC Russell decided to blatantly disrespect the WKU Hilltoppers 👎🏼
Running up the score late has not gone over well for many SFXOD™️ progrums. All eyes are on Laramie to see if karma will visit 😳
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MITCH’S MUST WATCH - WEEK 0 🍿🎥
The offseason nears its end and the commissioner’s office has cooked up a special TREAT 😋 for the Year 2 kickoff
THREE user matchups will take place ‼️ with major cross-relegation tier implications 👊🏼
WELCOME TO FORT COLLINS 🐏
After a stellar sophomore campaign with the Wyoming Cowboys, standout RB Samuel Harris has decided to take his talents 65 miles south 🚘
HC Sucks’ latest CFP run was a major factor as it was clear to Harris that “Pony just can’t win the big one.” 🤡
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HEARTBREAK FOR FORT COLLINS 🥀
After overcoming all odds 👊🏼 the CSU Rams lose the 2026 National Championship in CRUSHING fashion 😭
HC Sucks appeared to be in denial postgame with many comments about the Rams winning the game and his plans for the parade 😵💫
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STREAM TILL THEY LOSE ‼️
TOMORROW @ 6pm CST⌚️ the CSU RAHMS 🐏 will be streaming the remaining CFP games 😱
Tune in and follow HC Sucks as he attempts to claim the infamous “Mickey Mouse” Natty 🏆
SFXOD™️ NATIONAL SIGNING DAY ✍🏼
Here’s who is bringing in the best talent at the Early National Signing Day ‼️
JAHEISMAN WHITE 🏆
Jaheim White 💥 brings home a trophy to Denton ‼️ as the JR RB wins the HEISMAN TROPHY 😱
North Texas’ up and down first season under Harry Koo-Chi comes to a close with a celebration of one of the greatest players the SFXOD™️ has seen 👀
BALL AT THE BEACH 🏖️
Coastal Carolina started their offseason weeks ago and Cancun has been GOOD ‼️ for the Chanticleers 🐓
HC Doctor Money-Bags has received a commitment from 4⭐️ QB Emeka Fumagali and hopes the dual threat QB can bring CCU back to Tier I 📈
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JOB FINALLY FINISHED 😵
The only thing to celebrate in Oxford is the season is finally over 🫨 as Miami* continued to disappoint the Redhawk faithful with another DISASTROUS loss 👎🏼
HC Mangino is excited for the offseason and hopes this incoming recruiting class saves them from mediocrity 📉
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STAT PADDING IN EL PASO 👎🏼
During a meaningless Week 13 user game, UTEP HC Phil Weston can be seen STAT PADDING in broad daylight 😱
Coaches around the league are DISGUSTED 🤮 after many unsportsmanlike acts including this one where the Miners refuse punt the ball even up 28 points in the 4th 😭
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YEAR 1 FINAL STANDINGS
The first regular season of the SFXOD (CFB 27) has concluded ‼️
Stay tuned for rapid fire postseason action the rest of the week 👀
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