Chris Darden

Shitty Boyfriend in a Horror Movie

Thinking about getting into brewing

This vague posting epidemic has got to stop. And I think we all know who's the biggest culprit.

I was trying to figure out who Pam Bondi reminded me of during her Congressional Hearing and then it hit me

Hulking out tonight. RIP brother

Somberly watching tonight 😢

All critiques are appreciated

GF thought Helen Hunt was in Jurassic Park. I reminded her, it’s Laura Dern. Here’s an easy rhyme so you won’t forget: If dinosaurs are on the screen, then Laura Dern is to be seen But if there are twisters in the sky, then Helen Hunt is the one you spy

All my shushing at concerts has finally paid off now that I’ve been awarded this year’s Most Respectful Audience Member

When you meet your cousin’s new boyfriend

Every video game I play ends up being 90% managing my inventory. My real life is also mainly just managing my digital storage. I dream of a world with more streamlined storage solutions.

Barber: Okay, you wanna see the back?

Laughing at the serious way CNN covered Chris Christie getting heckled at a baseball game. Dramatic music is killing me

Playing Baldur’s Gate like:

Clinging onto my meme stocks like:

Keep it together. No one knows. You got this.

*Scans article for “Granpa Joe from Willy Wonka” lifestyle*

Is texting “jk” still in fashion?