CJ Stroud
@CJ7STROUD13 May 2024
College coaches get you a steal! Tapn!
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May 13, 2024 · 9:49 PM UTC

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Boy oh boy where do I even begin. CJ... honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The throw the ball downfield and strike fear into your enemies eyes. Your silky spiral on the ball, and that gorgeous throwing motion. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so l would never have to watch you retire. You faced adversity, but you never gave up hope. You are even amazing off the field, you're a great person and role model. I forever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day retire. I would sacrifice my own life it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful face. You have given me so much joy over the years. I remember when you first got injured against the jets and its like my heart got broken into a million pieces. But a tear still fell from my right eye when I watched you win you come back and win for your team, because deep down, my glorious king deserved it. I just wanted you to return to the field. Then allas, you did, my sweet baby boy came back and I rejoiced. Not only have you changed the game of football and the world forever, but you've eternally changed my world. And now you're getting older, but still the goat, my goat. I love you pookie bear, my glorious king, CJ Stroud.
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@GJKinne if CJ gives him the stamp… go ahead and cook. #TakeBackTexas
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Tell Coach Day come get me!
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C.J. Stroud steps up, ready to play, 300 yards passing, lighting up the day. Four touchdowns coming, his accuracy great, With eighty percent, his throws won’t wait! #NFLPreseason #Texans #CJStroud Math Behind the Prediction: 1.Passing Yardage (300 yards): •Base Average: 280 passing yards per game in college. •Preseason Boost: 7% increase for weaker defenses. •Calculation: 280 yards * 1.07 = 300 yards. 2.Touchdown Projection (4 touchdowns): •Base Rate: Averaged 3 touchdowns per game. •Additional TD: More red-zone attempts. •Calculation: 3 + 1 = 4 touchdowns. 3.Completion Percentage (80%): •College Rate: 72% accuracy. •Preseason Boost: +8% for easier coverage. •Calculation: 72% + 8% = 80%. 4.Game Theory Insight: •Opponents’ Weakness: Struggling against deep passes. •Texans Strategy: Use play-action for deep throws. Summary: Predictions use historical data, preseason dynamics, and game theory to anticipate C.J. Stroud’s performance!
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I LOVE YOU GOAT
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W homie right here
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You need to ask Caleb for advice little bro
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You're a Clown.
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You suckkk!!!!!!!
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Bro Run with the ball,don’t be scared
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CJ, I’m praying that you would turn your heart to Jesus. The Lord sees what is happening and you’ve hurt Him, but He still loves you.❤️
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Over 249 pass yards tomorrow please beg the house on that
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Kenyon Green will get you hurt
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Scary asf look at your face what you saw a ghost?? Weak asf
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Whole game playing like a pusssy
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CANT EVEN BEAT THE PACKERS. 45 yards all day?? CALL CALEB FIR ADVICE.
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Sit out week 3 or else
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CJ you played great today! Keep Grinding! We Love you here in Houston!
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Get 25+ yards rushing tonight please big homie. My parlay about to hit just need that
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Can you post some fantasy points today?! You’ve been awful this year!
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Good evening CJ . My names is Darrell Fountain, we have a bible study every Thursday at 9 pm. I would love for you to join us. You can text me at 2813813347. You were at one of the schools in the Austin area a few weeks ago. Coach Adkins was one of the coaches. 2813813347
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xitter.cf/the33rdteamfb/status/1… Come on bro. You got this! We the fans and Jesus Christ got your back! Let’s turn it around and show all these bums why you are the best QB in the league!
Worst Passer Ratings since Week 7 among QBs with 100+ attempts ⤵️ C.J. Stroud - 70.2 Caleb Williams - 72.2 Mason Rudolph - 76.4 Daniel Jones - 76.8 Gardner Minshew - 78.3
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I was pleasantly surprised by your performance last year and now you want to pick a fight with @AaronRodgers12 I thought you would stay away from drama Disappointing
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You talkin too much. Starting to lose your shine a little bit
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HATER TALKING HE MUST ME MAD
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You’re overrated as hell
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“No man who worries about what impression he is making will ever make a good impression.” You don’t keep swag You just speak truth and that’s swag 🎵the way that I move nigga You never gonna get it Cuz I am 2 smooth nigga 🎵
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You deadass jus changed this man’s life lol
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