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Fair weather sailor and non-keeper of bees. General Practitioner. Views are my own. I’m not a cat.

Tralee
Joined May 2014
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Hey @TescoIrl how come you won't deliver to my 79 year old patient because she's "not in your catchment area" but you deliver to the people living across the road from her who are 20 years younger? Do better
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Tried to type that the patient has uncomfortable breasts. HealthOne decided to correct it to unforgettable breasts. I think my computer software is trolling me at this stage
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Used Google Translate at work today. I said "I will fill the form in". The patient was told "I will feel the foreman". Awkward.
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There's a special place in hell for whoever decided that putting pianos in train stations and airports was a good idea
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Leaving work and it's bright...all very summery and nice but it's 22.55H. I'd prefer to be leaving in the dark at 18.00H
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Kerry is mad. There are 10 Fairy Forts within a couple of fields here
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It should be socially acceptable when you go out to eat in a restaurant that you can go to other tables, ask them tell what their dinner is like and-perhaps-have a nibble so you can make a fully informed decision
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When reading a patient's letter from gynae clinic, I misread "she is not sexually active" as "she is not sexually attractive". That was awkward
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Anyone know what this creature is?
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Jane McCafferty retweeted
Is there a crèche in new Children’s Hospital? There will be about 1000 people working there mostly parents of young children. It would help staff retention.
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Unique Ocean wall construction in Monaco. This empty side will host a swimming pool for incredible underwater views of the ocean..Wow!😲🌊
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February 14th. I have finally moved the Christmas decorations from the spare room to the attic. Scaring myself with this level of organisation
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Jane McCafferty retweeted
A measure of the extent of emigration of young Irish doctors is that 62 of 77 medical students from University College Cork who graduated in 2021 are currently practising in Australia bmj.com/content/380/bmj.p349
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My 5 month old cat, Harry, has been missing from Caherslee, Tralee since late yesterday afternoon. He is microchipped but not wearing a collar. My 7 month old cat, Freddie, and I miss him dreadfully
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He’s back! 36 hours later and very hungry. And he is grounded until he has had a long think about what he has done
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Jane McCafferty retweeted
The difficulty in accessing primary care now is incredibly frustrating. However, medical secretaries do not deserve that frustration being directed towards them. Without them, no one gets an appointment. Be nice to them.
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