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Chris the UNO GOD

@CKHimself

Back to the ring. Dad. Brother. Basketball junkie. (Fictional character/Fake)

Joined November 2012
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We're all architects of our own private hell, no one can hurt us like we hurt ourselves.
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#ooc taking a break with this char. Grown to hate him. Been 9 years. Logging off it. Will make a new account if/when he comes back ✌
Needs the ropes.
Lily Rademan (@LilyRademan) profile pictureLily Rademan@LilyRademan12 Feb 2021
Just don’t forget that I’m the predator and you’re the prey.
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Man... arm hurts but still here. Still no answers. Imagine using the ropes. Whew.
Valiant Wrestling (@ValiantFed) profile pictureValiant Wrestling@ValiantFed1 Mar 2021
Heritage 1.8 is available on demand as of right...now! docs.google.com/document/d/1…
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You know? @MyMyMikayla loves to sabotage me in Mario 3D World.
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She is not good at her job
Is it the 28th yet?
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#ooc slowly losing what's left of my mind
Never be Yamcha
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Yep. Grand.
I like reason 7
YOUR FUCKIN DAD (@ElSuperCanuck) profile pictureYOUR FUCKIN DAD@ElSuperCanuck22 Feb 2021
7 THEYVE GOT A BIG LONG COMPLICATED NAME SO WHEN YOU SAY IT YOU EITHER SOUND REAL SMART OR YOUR ABPUT TO LAUNCH A STREET FIGHTER ATTACK 8 HEADBUTTS 9 THEY GO "SKRRREEWWWEEEEEEEOOOOWWE" PROBABLY 10 THEY WERE COOL BUT RUDE LIKE RAPHAEL THE OBJECTIVELY BEST NINJA TURTLE
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Smart choice
Fish sticks and mac & cheese. Guess who picked lunch
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What are my dad vibes?
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Peak Spider
Spider (@ItsSpiderJones) profile pictureSpider@ItsSpiderJones20 Feb 2021
Replying to @ShannonOnTheUp
WHAT IN THE CINNAMON TOAST MUFF IS THIS SHANNON
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What does a mermaid taste like?
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Been nice to watch a movie without 12 people trying to bug out
I am upset over this
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SportsCenter (@SportsCenter) profile pictureSportsCenter
@SportsCenter18 Feb 2021
Breaking: The Eagles have agreed to trade Carson Wentz to the Colts in exchange for two draft picks, league sources tell @AdamSchefter and @mortreport.
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