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CHRIST-opher

@CMPutland
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Joined February 2012
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Cracker@CrackDiggy25 Nov 2016
Just shouted abuse at Nigel Farage out the window with my uber driver. If that doesn't call for a 5 star rating I dunno what does.
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TYSON FURY
@Tyson_Fury1 Oct 2016
#Tysonmontana
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He's sick we def gotta work again! nitter.gq/hatinsince93/status/73…
John (@HatinSince93) profile pictureJohn@HatinSince935 Jun 2016
Replying to @LunarCFT
ocean wisdom again
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Lord Sugar
@Lord_Sugar15 May 2016
Can't wait is it sponsored by Preparation H or Anusol ? nitter.gq/piersmorgan/status/731…
Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) profile picturePiers Morgan
@piersmorgan15 May 2016
***TRUMP EXCLUSIVE*** On Cameron, Sadiq Khan, EU, Leicester, Princess Diana, Hillary & Lord Sugar. @GMB tomorrow.
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Hulk Hogan
@HulkHogan27 Jul 2015
Replying to @LunarCFT
@LunarCFT thank u my brother only love 4u. HH
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Hi @HulkHogan just want to show some support at this difficult time as a black man myself I can vouch for u brother 👍
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If I ever film myself giving a homeless man money just to get some internet attention please slap me and remind me who I am.
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Lux
@Callux27 Jul 2015
NOOOOOOOOO 😮
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I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.
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Replying to @Femalelele
@iamlethom @CMPutland thank you! It was a good night wasn't it @KomediaBrighton is always great
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Sharks with human teeth are less scary nitter.gq/Lmao/status/5012952735…
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know
@Know17 Jul 2014
And here we see a wild bus drinking water from a river
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Someone not hearing you when you say hello, so just abandoning any plan of further conversation
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I like to Sky+ 'The Weather' during the week and then watch it all on a Sunday. I avoid spoilers by drawing the curtains & staying in.
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Esarty@esarty22 May 2014
Does anyone know the best way to get yellow/purple glitter out of pubes? Tried to do a visual #UKIP joke which didn't work #AskingForAFriend
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Replying to @BeffJeff
@BeffJeff I'm not alchy I'm addicted to not having a boring life. I don't get why you have the money to go out but waste time on soaps – at Adur, England
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not really but i hope you atleast get a really bad cold or stand on a plug with no shoes on
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Jobsite UK@JobsiteUK25 Feb 2014
We'll always do our best to help anyone find a new job. With one exception.
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wow @Dynamomagician just said he wasnt a rapper coz "the yorkshire accent doesnt lend its self to hip hop" PAR on my life hahahahhahaha
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Marshall Mathers
@Eminem12 Dec 2013
Coming soon.
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