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GoHawks! Go Huskies! Go M's! Fomer Site Expert for https://xitter.cf/t.co/LfhrFrHKyW. Star Wars fan theorists, Marvel, Big Brother nerd.

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As part of our new venture, @danegnzlz and I want to give back. So today, we launched our first charitable venture, a t-shirt for #Mariners and baseball fans alike. All proceeds go the NAACP Foundation. Get yours today! customink.com/fundraising/st…
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BASEBALL IS INCREDIBLE
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You know youre in a bad place when one of the dumbest and least funny mainstream comedians on the planet is your hype guy.
Baseball Quotes
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As if it couldn't get any worse for the Rays, Bert Kreischer is there
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The Rays have 3 more outs to give us one more day of summer
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Oh they’re big time scared.
Democrats Deliver
@DemzDeliver14h
🚨 BREAKING: Meta has suspended Angie Nixon's organizing account ahead of the midterms. Nixon is the Democratic nominee for US Senate in Florida.
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Oh he’s going to dominate
Edwin Hernández Jr.@MOP_KNOWS20h
OF Nelson Velazquez🇵🇷 is heading to the KBO, sources tell me.
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A lot people who don’t know a damn thing about the Mariners managerial search or the candidates sure seem to be experts on why they’re about to make a bad hire.
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This whole search has just been one giant mystery bag lol. Jesus
Adam Jude@A_Jude22h
Mariners are down to two finalists in their manager search — and Joe Espada and Jason Kanzler are scheduled for in-person interviews today and tomorrow. Decision expected by the end of the week. Details with @RyanDivish: seattletimes.com/sports/mari…

Here’s where things stand with Mariners’ manager search

One month after parting ways with Dan Wilson, the Mariners are nearing a decision to name his successor. Here's where things stand.

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Bet he doesn’t
Punchoutpitch
@PunchoutpitchOct 27
There is expected to a “big-market bidding war” for Teruaki Sato this winter, per @JimBowdenGM He is predicted to receive a 5-year, $180 million contract with the Angels, Phillies, Yankees, and Red Sox all interested (nytimes.com/athletic/7711984…)
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If you’re upset about this, you’re in a cult
TMZ
@TMZOct 26
Taylor Swift fans pissed at Seattle Seahawks for friendship bracelet meme. Details: tmz.com/2026/10/26/seahawk-b…
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And tomorrow, I’ll tell you guys who it is (or who I think it could be because nobody fucking knows for sure. Seriously, your guess is as good as mine)!!!!
Ben Ranieri
@BenRanieri10Oct 26
I feel pretty strongly that the Mariners hire will be a name we haven’t heard publicly linked to them
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Nick Gonzales’ Mustache
@nickygsmustacheOct 25
Ranking how successful each team would be with a salary cap/floor
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Belt. To. Ass. No rest with the Bears offense up next, but that was utter domination
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The Seahawks demolishing the Chiefs and Walker irrelevant. Broadcast: “how are they going to win without him those cheap bastards” lol.
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This is a silent ass kicking. One of these teams look like a SB team and it’s not the 5-0 team led by a hall of fame coach and an elite QB.
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3rd and short becomes third and long…
Colby Patnode@CPat11Oct 26
The missed tackle on third and long allows KC to go on 4th. Fumble falls into their lap, don’t recover. Getting just 3 points combined on back to a goal to go situations. These are the stretches that define you as a 3-3 team.
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The missed tackle on third and long allows KC to go on 4th. Fumble falls into their lap, don’t recover. Getting just 3 points combined on back to a goal to go situations. These are the stretches that define you as a 3-3 team.
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Sam has been smart with the ball, but some absolute daddy throws, and Mafe multiple plays with his legs, and yet… sigh
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You’re not getting the corner on this defense. Fucking stop
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Should be 13-0, at least. Chance to ice the game after half. Jesus Sam.
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