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A middle aged woman was rude to me while I was serving her because it took me a minute to greet her table (on a Thursday night at the only bar in town) so I carded all of her friends and not her, then asked if she wanted the senior discount on her salad #WhyImAGrinch
My office is doing fantasy for Canadian football and I joined for funsies. I choose my team based off vibes and somehow I’m in first place
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That Commanders win was for…
Ryan Kerrigan
London Fletcher
Robert Griffin III
Will Compton
Pierre Garcon
Clinton Portis
Alfred Morris
Jordan Reed
Stephon Davis
& the others that balled in D.C. for the last quarter century but were cursed to play under Dan Snyder’s ownership
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Beautiful fashion designs inspired by art 🧵
1. The Palladium Dress by Gianfranco Ferré
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Buzz Aldrin’s still alive let’s get him up there. First man on the second moon.
Earth will get a second moon for about two months this year when a small asteroid begins to orbit our planet. cbsn.ws/3TuSBtZ
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Thread of beautiful sculptures you (probably) didn't know existed 🧵
1. The statue of Poseidon, Gran Canaria
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My friend got the AC fixed in her apartment and the maintenance people made this little house for her cat. I almost started crying
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For the past four years it’s been my job - nay, my PLEASURE - to be the tweeter behind the @OKWildlifeDept account. This is my final post.
It’s been my absolute honor to roast and ratio some of you into the ground in the name of science. Let’s take a trip down memory lane: 🧵
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Going through photos and laughing at how obviously Basil wears his emotions so here is a thread on his different “sits” and what they mean:
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The Super Bowl ads about Jesus from a group calling itself, “He Get Us,” also donated $50 million to anti-LGBTQ hate groups. It’s money from that $3 Billion donation made by that dead Hobby Lobby guy.
There's no hate like Christian love.
