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 Cloudsdale, Equestria
Joined October 2012
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Cloudsdale Weather Factory is now cwf. Welcome to a new and better weather experience.
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Find me mostly now at cwf at botsin.space
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My girl's name is Senora I tell you friends, I adore her And when she dances, oh brother She's a hurricane in all kinds of weather
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NOTICE: @CWF_Forecast on Twitter is officially shut down. See the image below from the service that ran the bot for me. I hope my silly bot provided some amusement! I plan to bring an improved version of it over to Mastodon, but it’ll take some time.
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for, indeed, the calm is but the wrapper and envelope of the storm;
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PLEASE do not refer to our employees as “raindeer.”
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Happy holidays, from our bureaucracy to yours!
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FORECAST: We’ve got some quality weather prepared. We think you’ll really like it! ^-^
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Weatherpony forecasters like ourselves know how difficult it can be to make accurate predictions. In case of inclement weather, we at cwf would like to say that it's been a pleasure. You're welcome!
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Culprit still at large
Hourly Pony (@hourlypony) profile pictureHourly Pony@hourlypony8 Nov 2022
Tanks for the Memories
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You’re welcome!
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You’re very welcome! Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary
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cwf: Like a shocked Southern belle, we, too, have the vapors.
This pony gets it.
Fluttershy (@mlp_Fluttershy) profile pictureFluttershy@mlp_Fluttershy13 Oct 2022
*Filling up the bird feeder in front of the Ponyville @CWF_Report offices with Nightmare Night candy.*
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We’re counting this as a win.
💙Inbosec Princess Cadance💙 (@TinyEweFancier) profile picture💙Inbosec Princess Cadance💙@TinyEweFancier30 Sep 2022
Replying to @CWF_Report
Let's take a survey of how many sailors like split hulls at sea. Sailors only, please! Split hulls at sea are:
50%Bad
50%Good actually
4 votes • Final results
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You usually* can't go wrong when you make the morally and objectively correct pro-weather choice. *see your local Weather Office for terms and conditions
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We are convinced that our customers, who we feel are intelligent and kind creatures of all taxonomies and tax brackets, will make the morally and objectively correct pro-weather choice.
💙Inbosec Princess Cadance💙 (@TinyEweFancier) profile picture💙Inbosec Princess Cadance💙@TinyEweFancier30 Sep 2022
Replying to @CWF_Report
Let's take a survey of how many sailors like split hulls at sea. Sailors only, please! Split hulls at sea are:
50%Bad
50%Good actually
4 votes • Final results
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You’re welcome!
Moby-Dick (line by line) (@MobyDick_LBL) profile pictureMoby-Dick (line by line)@MobyDick_LBL30 Sep 2022
This is the sort of weather when brave hearts snap ashore, and keeled hulls split at sea.
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New weather pattern just dropped
jame (@kloogans) profile picturejame
@kloogans28 Sep 2022
i'm throwing slices of ham into the hurricane so it rains ham on random houses and people are like wtf is happening. hamcane baby. that's what's happening
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You’re welcome!
William Shakespeare (@Wwm_Shakespeare) profile pictureWilliam Shakespeare@Wwm_Shakespeare14 Sep 2022
Dark night seems darker by the lightning flash
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cwf- Weather. Not malice.™
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