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Caesar retweeted
Plane crashes in Florida
“oh it’s a missile”
“oh it’s because the joos”
“oh it’s because the pilot was a woman” (she wasn’t the pilot)
“oh it’s because Donald Trump’s laser beams”
“oh it’s because they hit the roof of the flat earth dome thingy”
What are we doing? What is wrong with us? There are 9 families experiencing the most horrific and painful grief they will ever know and you GHOULS will say anything for engagement.
Caesar retweeted
We need to start a doomsday panic scorecard.
Every time someone declares a civil war, or climate apocalypse, or nuclear armageddon & WW3 for the 9,000th time, it never comes to pass, but we just move on, so 5 months later they do it again, and people fall for it, again.
The apocalypse isn't happening in your lifetime, folks. The real shit is some overpaid bureaucrat in your municipal water district is gonna get lazy with their emails, and your reservoir is gonna be empty when some other overpaid state park bureaucrat forgets to monitor a smoldering plant for an entire week, then your entire town burns up in a wildfire, your grandma burns alive and then 400 more people die from accelerated cancers from the toxic smoke.
Buying into these theatrical fantasies of global catastrophe only serves our corrupt government, distracting you from the true menace in your life. It's so exhausting. I used to indulge in these catastrophic conspiracy theories, but I had to learn the hard way that it's just plain old government incompetence that's the biggest threat to your daily life.
Whether it's getting stabbed in the neck by some zombie that your taxpayer dollars are paying to keep drugged up, a foreign truck driver with a fake CDL issued by your state DMV plowing through your family minivan, or the esophageal cancer you get from the carcinogenic lining in the save-the-turtles paper straws they make you use...despite all the Chicken Littles throughout time, warning of some cinematic end to your life, it's communists in government who've quietly racked up 100M+ body count in the last century.
Stop indulging these cartoonish macabre fantasies and get real.
Under pressure from Israeli prime minister Benjamin Netanyahu, the Trump administration may be within days of launching a nuclear strike on Iran. The target would be Pickax Mountain in central Iran, where Israeli intelligence claims the Iranian government has restarted its nuclear enrichment program. No conventional weapon in the American arsenal can penetrate 300 feet of solid granite to destroy the tunnels where enrichment is supposedly taking place. The only military option is a nuclear strike. Netanyahu has been pushing hard for one. “Bibi calls Trump about it every day,” says an informed observer.
Netanyahu is cornered and desperate. After last week’s election results, he can’t form a government unless Trump intervenes directly in Israeli politics and brokers a deal with other parties that gives Netanyahu 61 seats in the Knesset. Otherwise, he is out as prime minister and on his way to ignominy, investigations and possibly jail. Netanyahu must stay close to Trump. He needs this war.
To that end, he’s applied maximum pressure to his closest allies in the administration, including Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth and CENTCOM commander Brad Cooper. Both oppose a negotiated settlement to the war they’ve so grievously mismanaged; both are pushing to restart major combat operations. Secretary of State Marco Rubio and CIA director John Ratcliffe are also following Netanyahu’s lead, as are leaders of the Democratic Party. In a recent meeting on the subject, former president Barack Obama said he opposes the current Iran peace deal being drafted in Doha.
The rest of America’s longtime allies in the Middle East are terrified by the prospect of more war. On September 27th, Netanyahu flew secretly to Abu Dhabi to enlist the UAE in his lobbying effort for a final attack on Iran. The Emiratis refused. After eight months of conflict, Gulf economies are teetering. So are global energy and fertilizer markets. They won’t recover soon. Globally, there are a total of about 850 supertankers used to transport oil from producers to the rest of the world. In October alone, 11 of them were badly damaged in Hormuz. At this pace, a global depression is imminent. A nuclear strike would radically accelerate the destruction. Fallout from a ground explosion at Pickax Mountain would contaminate the Persian Gulf, poisoning the water supply for 100 million people.
And those are just some of the immediate consequences for the region. The rest of the world is every bit as exposed. No country other than the United States has ever used a nuclear weapon in war. Some would like to. An American nuclear attack on Iran would set a new precedent. The Russians have already told at least two other governments that an American nuclear strike on Iran would free them to use nuclear weapons against Ukraine. Pakistan and India would be tempted to do the same against each other, as would North Korea against Seoul. After the first nuclear strike, World War Three is inevitable. That war would be short and final.
We’ve been sleepwalking toward this moment for months. Since February, the administration has quietly rewritten America’s nuclear doctrine to make first use of so-called “battlefield nukes” easier and therefore more likely. No one in Washington in either party seems bothered by this. Now we’re on the brink of it.
Close observers say Trump is likely to decide by next weekend whether or not to use nuclear weapons. That would be November 7, six days from now. To his credit, he’s hesitating. At the moment, Trump is listening to his vice president, JD Vance, and to his envoy and friend Steve Witkoff, both of whom argue a deal with Iran can be made.
They’re right, though it won’t be simple. The Iranians are famously frustrating to negotiate with under any circumstances, and elements of that government have become more radical since Ayatollah Ali Khamenei and his family were killed in February. After decades of isolation, even relatively moderate Iranian leaders seem confused by how decisions are made in the West. (There is a widespread belief in Tehran, for example, that the United States government controls Israel.) But overall, people who have spoken to decision-makers in Iran say there is consensus there that more war is bad for everyone and a deal is worth making.
One group that hasn’t been consulted so far is the global population — the hundreds of millions of people who will be killed along with their children if Trump is pushed by Netanyahu into launching a nuclear strike next week. Now would be the time for them to speak up.
Caesar retweeted
My biggest concern is that if there is a clean sweep by Democrats of the House, Senate and Presidency in 2028, they will:
1. Make DC and Puerto Rico states to gain a strong majority in the Senate.
2. Open the borders and legalize everyone living in America illegally to cement a permanent majority.
3. Increase the size of the Supreme Court to gain an immediate majority.
This would result in America becoming a permanent one-party state and the end of democracy in any meaningful sense of the word.
All that is needed to ensure this doesn’t happen is 51 Republican senators in 2029. That is why you should vote for Republican senators this election. Other reasons are irrelevant compared to this one.
Caesar retweeted
Please follow this entire thread.
Tucker Carlson is deranged. He accuses me personally of ignoring a US citizen allegedly attacked in Judea/Samaria by Israelis & says I "blew him off." Tucker knows how to contact me, but he'd rather make unfounded accusations than get facts.
Here is a timeline of Embassy Jerusalem American Citizen Services' interactions on this case. We have never been able to speak directly to the father, (name redacted) who was allegedly injured in an attack by settlers, only to his son in Chicago, (name redacted). The son has repeatedly asked that he be the only person with whom we speak with.
19 Oct – ACS received an email from (son) alleging his father had been attacked at his home in Turmusaya by settlers and was now at Istishari Hospital in Ramallah. We called the son in Chicago the same day and asked for contact information for his father which he was unwilling to provide. We followed up the same day with an email to (son).
20 Oct – We followed up with another email to (son) asking for contact information. (Son) asked us to call him. We called the son twice that day and there was no answer. We called the hospital in Ramallah several times but were unable to reach anyone.
21 Oct – Received another email from (son) saying his father was undergoing surgery at the hospital. We called the son in Chicago who said he would send contact information for next of kin in the WB which we didn’t receive. He stated he didn’t want to pursue the matter with the local authorities and said family members would travel from the States to the WB and wanted assurances they wouldn’t be denied entry at the airport.
22 Oct – We spoke again with (son) who subsequently wrote in an email…”Thank you for taking the time to speak with me and for your understanding regarding the tragic incident involving my father. Thank you again for your time, support, and assistance during this difficult time.” We responded in an email that we would like to speak directly with his father or his uncle and asked for local contact numbers. We didn’t receive any numbers. We received another email that same day saying his brother and mother were traveling to the WB from the States and he wanted assurances that they would be allowed in. We also received medical reports and photos passed to us from the son showing the wounds of his father.
23 Oct – We called the hospital in Ramallah but were unable to reach the father.
26 Oct – We called the (son) in Chicago, but no answer. We left a message asking if the brother and mother had arrived and contact numbers for them. We haven’t received a response or contact numbers.
Tucker, you can apologize when you find your conscience & acknowledge the facts.
Ambassador Huckabee, this is unreleased video of an American who was beaten almost to death last week by Israeli settlers. You know his name because he came to you for help, but you blew him off. That’s disgraceful. Do your job.
@GovMikeHuckabee
@SecRubio
@davidamilstein
@WhiteHouse
Caesar retweeted
Fake & Gay!
Moussa Diawara, the Malian national featured in this shockingly poorly researched @60Minutes report, now faces allegations of immigration FRAUD after his asylum application surfaced, revealing that he claimed to be a HOMOSEXUAL man who feared persecution in Mali.
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🚨 #FOXEXCLUSIVE: 60 Minutes featured a deported Malian national whose wife and two children spoke about how much they miss him and want him home.
But we exclusively obtained Moussa Diawara’s asylum application, where he said he was seeking asylum in the U.S. because he was gay and feared being killed if sent back.
Now, DHS is pointing to his case as an example of alleged immigration fraud.
In his own words, Diawara wrote:
“Although I was born as a boy, but things appeared differently for me as I was already having female behaviors and feelings.”
“I was more comfortable being intimate with boys rather than with girls.”
And describing his life after arriving in the United States:
“Since I came to the USA I had the possibilities to express my feelings to men without any embarrassment no reserve.”
Read the asylum application for yourself:
This bitch is from California, now lives in Texas, and claims to be rightwing. She’s doing exactly what rightwing Texans predicted she would do, and proving that even rightwingers from California are absolute dogshit.
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Caesar retweeted
Candace offers another masterclass in manipulation.
First, she asks me to give her permission to violate the confidentiality provisions of her separation agreement with Daily Wire, which, of course, I cannot do, since I am no longer with Daily Wire and thus have no authority over how they enforce their sundry agreements with her.
Note, too, that she wants my permission to drop only “the document where you listed the reasons for my termination.”
Candace, as Candace, has access to all of the agreements she has signed.
I, as the former CEO of DW, have access to none of them.
So even if I could give such permission — I can't — Candace would be free to selectively release only what suits her and serves her narrative.
This is selective disclosure dressed up as a demand for transparency.
It's heads I win, tails you lose, as it always is with her manipulations.
In the end, I suspect she rather enjoys having an NDA with Daily Wire because it allows her to present herself as being muzzled when, in reality, she violates the terms of every contract she ever signs anyway, but only as far as it benefits her. She disparages Daily Wire and Co. all the time, has openly stated that she is not bound by contracts with people she dislikes, and has openly boasted of providing copies of confidential documents to reporters.
Again, it's all just one big manipulation. If it were in Candace's interest to “drop the document,” she would. What stops her? Decency? Fear of lawsuits? Egyptian planes?
Certainly nothing in those documents materially changes what is already in the public record. I have not been shy about the reasons I fired Candace. The video of my speech to the DW staff that day leaked long ago. I am not ashamed of having fired her. I'm proud of it. She has spent every day since proving me right.
She has devoted herself to slander and lies for fame and money. She relishes trying to ruin the lives of others. She is one of the worst actors in public life, and one of the worst people I have ever known. She is not only a liar, but a serial liar. The mistress of lies.
I don't defend myself against most of her lies because to repeat them, even for the purpose of correcting them, only gives them greater reach and credibility with her audience.
But back to her tactics in this particular message, which are important to understand.
“I grow tired of your psychotic fixation with my life” is hilarious, but effective.
Hilarious because, of course, Candace is currently making millions of dollars a month off her psychotic fixation with Erika Kirk, TPUSA, and The Jews™. I know I grow tired of that. I guess we'll both just have to resign ourselves to our disappointment.
It's effective, though, because it poisons the well. By characterizing my attention to her statements as a “psychotic fixation,” she establishes a frame through which her audience will interpret anything I say in response. My attempts to defend myself become further evidence of my supposed obsession.
She is very good at what she does, and what she does is leading so many people down the road to hell…
“I have nothing to hide. Do you?”
A great closing couplet because it uses a big lie — Candace certainly has plenty to hide — to give power to a tacit accusation.
DO YOU?
It's a textbook loaded question, but also something of a Kafka trap: the failure to comply with her demand becomes evidence of the very guilt she is insinuating.
Obviously if I don’t do the thing she demanded, which she doesn’t even want and which she knows I have no legal authority to do, that means YES!
Truly, she's an artist.
This is why I say she is better at lying than most people are at discerning truth.
Hey Jeremy, since you are now accusing me of lying and/or having brainwashed my audience regarding the reasons I was fired from the Daily Wire— why don’t you simply grant me permission, publicly, to drop the document where you listed the reasons for my termination.
It’s been 3 years. I grow tired of your psychotic fixation with my life. Let’s simply drop the document and let the public see for themselves? I have nothing to hide. Do you?
Caesar retweeted
I’ve been saying Tucker Carlson is a horse’s ass. I didn’t realize he’s into horses’ ass.
Caesar retweeted
Tucker Carlson is apparently out there saying I want to kill Christians because of the Noahide laws or something. This is psychotic. But I’d expect nothing less from an addled nicotine salesman who spends all of his time rallying for Islamists like Abdul El-Sayed and Zohran Mamdani while making excuses for Hitler. Tucker wants conservatives to lose. It’s that simple.
Caesar retweeted
Wait, I thought you LOVED women?
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Caesar retweeted
.@Sonderling47: "I am hereby suspending from the Permanent Labor Certification Program some of the largest IT outsourcing firms in the world — Cognizant, Infosys, Tata, Wipro, HCL, and Capgemini — and also, due to multiple active federal investigations, @USDOL is suspending Microsoft and Adobe from the program."
.@VP: "There has been no company in the United States, unfortunately, that has abused this system more than Microsoft."
Microsoft laid off 6,000 American workers in 2025 after certifying that it could not find qualified American employees — yet the company was approved for more than 6,000 H-1Bs and filed 3,682 PERM applications, including nearly 1,000 applications for the same positions as the laid off American workers.
9/11, 10/7, Charlie Kirk can’t even have one day of remembrance without shitbags on social media turning it into a fucking circus.
Caesar retweeted
Charlie once spoke at Cambridge University in a room that was totally against him. When he talked about it on his show, he said: “We need to be unafraid to go into those environments… We need to be unafraid to go into the place where we’re not always going to be applauded. We’re not always going to be celebrated. We’re not always going to be welcomed with open arms.”
Vanity Fair put me on their New Establishment list and I understand why some are asking why I would sit down with them. The answer is two-fold: 1) They were going to write something whether I participated or not. I could leave their audience with a story about me told entirely by other people, or I could speak for myself. 2) Growing our movement means going places where everyone doesn’t already agree with us.
That’s what our students do on campuses every day, by the way. They set up a table and talk to whoever walks up, including people who disagree with them. They don’t pack up and go home just because someone says something they don’t like or flips their table or spits on them. I ask them to have that courage every day and I should be willing to do the same thing.
As conservatives, we know that legacy media outlets are often hostile to us. But it doesn’t make sense to retreat until every magazine, university, cultural institution and media platform we disagree with comes to our side. Charlie didn’t do that, neither do our students, and I won’t do it either.
Will they take digs at me? Of course. They spent plenty of time on my appearance, clothes and mannerisms rather than our growth, momentum, and resilience. There are things in the piece that lack context, that were petty, and in some cases even sort of mean, but that was to be expected. But now faith, freedom, and family are sitting in the pages of Vanity Fair, and a whole lot of people who don’t follow Turning Point USA are reading about those principles.
To keep taking back ground as conservatives, we need to boldly walk into the left’s “safe spaces,” sharing our values, and talking about why America is worth fighting for. If we actually want to win the culture, we can’t just surrender huge parts of it to the left and then complain that they control it.
There are a lot of opinions about the list and the profiles. Mine is that we need more dialogue, not less, and a lot more conservatives willing to walk into rooms where we aren’t expected, aren’t always welcomed, and certainly aren’t guaranteed applause. My plan is to keep walking into them.
Vanity Fair’s New Establishment list:
1. Sam Altman: The Oppenheimer
2. Dario Amodei: The Paradox
3. Elon Musk: The Mad King
4. Jensen Huang: The Man Selling Picks and Shovels for the Gold Rush
5. Kevin Warsh: The Market Mover
6. JD Vance: The MAGA Heir
7. Marco Rubio: The MAGA Spare
8. Sundar Pichai: The Constant Gardener
9. Ted Sarandos: The Winner
10. Neal Mohan: The New Hollywood Mogul
11. Andy Jassy: The Big Chop
12. Jared Kushner and Ivanka Trump: The Prodigal Son-in-Law and Favored Daughter
13. John Ternus: Not Far From the Tree
14. Zohran Mamdani: The Merry Mayor
15. Josh Kushner: The Good Kush
16. Gwynne Shotwell: The Adult in the Room
17. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez: The Free Radical
18. Pope Leo XIV: His Holiness the Humanist
19. Meredith Kopit Levien: The Lady of the Gray Lady
20. Satya Nadella: Macro at Micro
21. David Ellison: The Son Also Rises
22. Gavin Newsom: The Californian
23. Marc Andreessen: The Edgelord
24. Sheik Tahnoon bin Zayed Al Nahyan: The Gamesman
25. Tarek Mansour and Luana Lopes Lara: The Odds Couple
26. Christopher Nolan: Zeus
27. MacKenzie Scott: The Giver
28. Alex Karp: The Philosopher King
29. Delphine, Antoine, Alexandre, Frédéric, and Jean Arnault: Their Father’s Children
30. Josh D’Amaro: Not Named Bob
31. Lachlan Murdoch: The Fortunate Son
32. Laurene Powell Jobs: The Benevolent Billionaire
33. Tucker Carlson: MAGA’s Savonarola
34. Kaitlan Collins: The Anchor
35. Taylor Sheridan: The Lone Ranger
36. Ryan Coogler: The Virtuoso
37. Daniel Katz, David Fenkel, Nicolette Aizenberg: The Only Studio With Drip
38. Matthieu Blazy: The Crown Prince
39. Jon Ossoff: The Prospect
40. The Democratic Socialists: The Insurgents
41. Bad Bunny: The Headliner
42. Bari Weiss: The Arriviste
43. Shayne Coplan: The Blockchain Brat
44. Donald Trump Jr.: The Grifter
45. Donna Langley: That’s Dame Donna to You
46. Ryan Murphy: The Counselor of Camp
47. James and Kathryn Murdoch: Gone Their Own Way
48. Alex Soros and Huma Abedin: The True Blues
49. Hasan Piker: Island in the Stream
50. Erika Kirk: The Widow’s Peak
vanityfair.com/story/the-new…
Caesar retweeted
WTF 🤨
Candace Owens using “influencer PR campaign” to clean up image after lesbian allegations emerge⁉️
Candace Owens had a spur of the moment sit down with Theo Von in another attempt to make light of the recent allegations.
I found that odd especially considering the fact that her story changed once again during their sit down.
BUT THAT WASN’T THE ONLY WEIRD THING GOING ON.
Multiple accounts known for pushing Candace’s conspiracies started posting similar reactions to her sudden appearance on Theo Von’s show.
As you can see the posts are almost exactly the same with only a few words changed.
So either Candace’s fans are stealing posts from each other or someone is feeding them talking points to help run cover for Candace amid the recent allegations.
Caesar retweeted
I will never forget seeing Shani Louk’s mangled body in the back of that truck, as people laughed, celebrated, beat her and spat on her.
I also won’t forget the reaction to it that I saw from some people here in Ireland. One of my old 'friends' had a picture of it on their Instagram story, posted in celebration.
One thing I will never understand is how any woman could excuse away that complete and utter barbarism - that disregard for the life and body of another human being, another woman. How any woman could excuse that, let alone celebrate it.
October 7th took the mask off a lot of people. There are people here in Ireland whom I will never be able to look at in the same way again.
May Shani’s memory be a blessing. I cannot imagine what she experienced in her final moments.
Three years 💔
