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They / Them Nerd of many medias MDNI or if you're like... mildly annoying too 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️

Somewhere in the Midwest
Joined August 2025
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Cutting Edge, Democratic Detonation, and Servants of Freedom are all crutch warbonds, and new players shouldn't get any of them until they have experience with the game to not over-rely on the flashy tools in the them.
What is your HOTTEST Warbond take?
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Where's the update, Arrowhead?
There's no backup for your backup, Helldivers. Keep the SEAF safe!
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Crumley is literally the only reason I have Instagram installed
This is my favourite genre of video
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Polish ppl after stopping the car on a train crossing
🚆 People killed on EU railways, 2015–2024 1. 🇵🇱 Poland: 1,703 2. 🇩🇪 Germany: 1,363 3. 🇭🇺 Hungary: 738 4. 🇷🇴 Romania: 736 5. 🇫🇷 France: 630 6. 🇮🇹 Italy: 594 7. 🇸🇰 Slovakia: 320 8. 🇨🇿 Czechia: 301 9. 🇵🇹 Portugal: 209 10. 🇪🇸 Spain: 204 11. 🇦🇹 Austria: 187 12. 🇧🇬 Bulgaria: 175 13. 🇬🇷 Greece: 155 14. 🇧🇪 Belgium: 143 15. 🇭🇷 Croatia: 127 16. 🇸🇪 Sweden: 127 17. 🇳🇱 Netherlands: 113 18. 🇱🇻 Latvia: 98 19. 🇱🇹 Lithuania: 95 20. 🇩🇰 Denmark: 70 21. 🇫🇮 Finland: 61 22. 🇸🇮 Slovenia: 32 23. 🇪🇪 Estonia: 24 24. 🇮🇪 Ireland: 12 25. 🇱🇺 Luxembourg: 7 Source: Eurostat, data from the European Union Agency for Railways
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Important context: in case of Poland, only two people in this time period were onboard the trains. Remaining 1701 were killed in the cars that drove onto the crossings. gov.pl/web/mswia/rapo… (all reports)
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We need more media that's volume of fire bits. Shit like this and Naked Gun always kill me
I don’t think I’ve ever seen an IG sketch this dense with jokes
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Smoking crack straight from the pipe in that article
Der Totenkopfkult der Gen Z to.welt.de/VrqDCtk
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Die Flagge ist das Jolly Roger der Strohhut-Piraten aus dem Manga und Anime „One Piece“, das bei weltweiten Jugendprotesten als Symbol für Freiheit und Widerstand verwendet wird. Es handelt sich weder um einen Totenkopfkult noch um ein Symbol der Huthi-Miliz. de.euronews.com/2026/10/20/pop… nd-aktuell.de/artikel/119438… en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slogan_of…
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Bro realized he was holding onto the cap and had to intentionally fuck it up for his point to make sense
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>Carrying a significant amount of money >Bring your gun to defend yourself and your property >Cops pull you over >Take the gun and money anyways without charges
Outstanding proactive work by the 68 Q-Team! 👏 What began as a traffic safety stop resulted in the arrest of two individuals, the recovery of a loaded firearm, and the seizure of thousands in illicit cash. Removing dangerous weapons and protecting our community!
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I guess by one piece standards only 10 seconds of windup for a punch is fast
Here's what an actual speed blitz looks like btw (but the animation isn't horrible)
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Oh no he's... engaging in consensual sex with legally aged adults. I can see why the modern right hates him
Townhall is reporting that James Talarico was on the hookup website Fling and had his interests listed as group sex. The email was confirmed as Talarico's, along with other personal information. The account was created when he began teaching middle schoolers. Talarico has previously been caught following pornographers. Follow: @AFpost
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Unironically the funniest possible list of icks you could write
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French niggas doing all that talk, making fun of everyone and everything, when they are about to get taxed for using the internet
BREAKING: France just voted to tax the internet. French lawmakers approved a tax of €0.055 (5.5 cents) for every gigabyte of data that companies like Netflix and YouTube send to French users. It’s a tax on the companies, not users directly, but the cost could get passed on to subscribers. The vote was 11 to 10, with only 35 of 577 lawmakers present. Supporters say it could raise up to €10 billion a year. The French government opposed it, warning it would hit smaller French companies hardest; VLC says it would cost it over €1 million a year.
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This amendment to France's 2027 budget bill was narrowly adopted 11-10 in the National Assembly (35 voters present) but is not yet law, faces government opposition, and must still clear further Assembly/Senate steps. assemblee-nationale.fr/dyn/17/comptes… assemblee-nationale.fr/dyn/17/amendem… capital.fr/economie-polit… stephanelarue.com/taxe-au-gigaoc…
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jk rowling's house maids trying to deliver her ritalin
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wealth distribution in the US btw
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new quickhack idea
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AND I'M IN WITHDRAWALS OKAY??
the entire tl just a bunch of addicts whose dealer finally decided to cut off
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IT SHOULD’VE BEEN CHATGPT #FREEAO3
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