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Van de Cowan's Miami Shrews | (Un)official statistician for European champions England | Dan Udoh enthusiast |

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Joined December 2012
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🔷🔶My Shrewsbury Town wrapped 2025 🔷🔶 Games watched: 9 Points won: 1 Goals scored: 5 Goals conceded: 21 Salop red cards: 1 Goals per 90: 0.55 Points per 90: 0.11 Total ticket cost: £227.50 £ per point: £227.50
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@shrewsburytown no Comms on ifollow again, just stadium ambience
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#cafc have agreed a mutual termination of Greg Docherty's contract. The club captain was due to be a free agent at the end of June. He made 90 appearances for the Addicks.
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@shrewsburytown audio stream isn't available on the website?
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I'll take another 10 years of Town being absolutely pathetic if we win the world cup
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Thomas Tuchel is a coward. Gavs Shrews going up
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Strand Larsen a dangerous striker (when playing against one of the worst Shrewsbury Town teams of all time)
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Not sure how Town can justify £55 a piece (£45 for kids) for two very plain shirts
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Super El Nino?
And we have a "super" El Nino this year so am I right in assuming next summer will be even hotter?
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Karma is truly a wonderful wonderful thing
OH IT'S GLORIOUS LOOK AT THEIR LITTLE FACES
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Coming soon to a Sky Sports pundit near you
Black canvas up top, gum sole underfoot, AF1 done right. 🔥

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Arsenal win the league Tottenham survive England better do something special this summer
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He scored the 3rd in a 4-1 win. Is that the winning goal? @FootballCliches
Sam Dalby REACTS to scoring the winning goal to get Bolton promoted to the Championship! 🤩
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George Lloyd and Will Boyle are our top goal scorers in the league this season. With 4 each
71' | Kane Smith delivers a delightful ball from a corner and we think it's Stead who gets the final touch for goal number 5⃣ this afternoon! 🟠 6-1 🔵 #BarnetFC🐝
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No thanks
Matchday, brought to you by AI 😉🤝
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Also assuming all the prompts and examples that it took to make this were previous graphics made by real graphic designers (who are also usually fans of the club)?
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Since John joined, we've won 21/89 league games. Poor bloke won't have any insides left at this rate
"As horrible as it sounds to admit it, I don't even let my kids win at Monopoly, because I like to win and it eats me up inside when I'm not winning." Shrewsbury Town captain John Marquis on on his drive to win #Salop shropshirestar.com/sport/foo…
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Ifollow not broadcasting @BBCShropSport for anyone else? Only got Oldham comms
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And it's not the most thrilling comms I've ever heard
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Found a National Gallery exhibition at Rovers
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What a way to make it three straight wins on the road...
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Steve Evans and Paul Raynor seeing @BurgoyneH1 in the tunnel at Bristol Rovers away
🧤 𝗛𝗮𝗿𝗿𝘆’𝘀 𝗵𝗼𝗺𝗲! We’re delighted to confirm Harry Burgoyne has rejoined the club as our new goalkeeper coach 💙🧡 Welcome back, Harry! 👊

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