Robby Bennett

When you get caught cheating at Pin The Tail On The Donkey. #metgala

I bet Greenland is just happy to have some attention.

A Texas man has been arrested for supporting ISIS. They seemingly bonded over their fondness for pickup trucks and guns.

People in Minnesota be like, “Oh, Crap.” …You know exactly what dialect you said that in your head, gee-golly, don’t you know.

The British Royal Family has been spotted with Buc-ee’s merchandise, which is fitting since Buc-ee’s is an establishment known for their thrones. @bucees #texas #bucees

Someone’s wish to see J.K. Rowling spank Emma Watson has gone terribly wrong.

Harvard University will be opening trade schools. I for one cannot wait for generations of “legacy” welders who work in blazers with leather elbow patches.

Done and done for this weekend. 3 more shows—2 sellouts—in the books. Thank you to everyone who attended! #theatre #magician #entertainment #bts

I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious. I’m making international headlines again. #news #entertainment #breaking #magician

Happy Birthday, America! 🇺🇸

We typically determine where we’re going to have dinner based on which restaurant we accidentally left a credit card the last time.

The Mormon religion’s greatest nemesis.

They’ve spent 13 years and $2 billion on the new Grand Theft Auto game. Hopefully, we can finally get a turn signal. #GTAVI

I’m honestly at a loss for words. Among legends, presidents and historical figures, I’m the first magician to sell out the historic Hall Of State. Sincerely, thank you. …I promise, no matter how many successes I have, I will never try to sell you a “course”.

Not believing my own press, but I’ll just leave this here.

🏫 Watching some friends’ kid do magic in his talent show. If you haven’t been to an elementary school talent show lately, YOU ARE MISSING OUT! There was a girl who sang a song while doing a skip-it, a third grader who beatboxed and another girl who just rode a hoverboard. 10/10 WOULD RECOMMEND. 🎤

I’m here listening to the details of the Diddy trial, realizing that my wife doesn’t even like it when I get crumbs in the bed.

Just featured in The Times of Texas! The magic is coming to Dallas for one night only. May 31. thetimesoftexas.com/Entertai…

Thank you Digital Journal for the piece! @digitaljournal digitaljournal.com/pr/news/p…