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Christian Conservative. #PatHead. College Football. I have opinions on things. Animal Rescuer. I ❤️ Coffee. Southern by the Grace of God.

Somewhere down South
Joined February 2022
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I feel like if America were truly a lazy country, bidets would be more prevalent.
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Maybe don’t have gay hair, bruh.
EXCLUSIVE: Keith Urban 'misses Nicole Kidman and still loves her' 🔗 trib.al/bncaxF1
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My punishment for the crime of having a beer will be waking up +/- 3 times to pee tonight. Worth it, though.
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If I start feeling bad about myself, I like to scroll through pictures from 3+ years ago & remind myself how far I’ve come, and not get wrapped up in how far I have to go. I’m grateful to the Lord. And the multitude of hair colors are amusing. It’s like revisiting a past life.
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Ok but WHY can’t I have a bottle of tequila delivered?
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I’m moving the tv to the porch so I can give out candy and watch football 😁🏈
You know what I’m going to be for Halloween? I’m going to be watching football. Because it’s a Saturday. In the Fall. In the South.
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My aunt works for a popular BBQ place. Today they did a catering event and had a leftover unused smoked pork butt. So she brought it by. I have enough smoked pork for the rest of my life. Hopefully it freezes well.
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I’m in a meeting where they’re asking us to share a fun fact about ourselves 😭 I’ve now forgotten everything I know about myself.
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I know exactly why I’m single. I’m under no false assumptions 😏
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Starlink being installed on November 6th
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😭😭 #MalinakMiracle 🙏🏻🙏🏻
SUNDAY OCTOBER 25, 2026 KEITH UPDATE - PART 2 (Video) Below is a 5 minute video Keith's wife, Kari, made of herself explaining Keith's current condition from Keith's ATM studio. Just a head's up, some portions are difficult to hear, but Kari and Keith are strong and faithful. Please repost so everyone who loves him can see this. Thank you, and please pray. - Dan #Patheads #putthatinyourpipe #keithheads #MalinakMiracle @JeffyJFR @PatUnleashed @realkriskruz @glennbeck @StuDoesAmerica @Rowdy_Introvert @ShannonBream
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Fresh sheets, a new super fuzzy warm blanket… Life is good in the bed 😁
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Bread flour and self rising flour aren’t interchangeable. Found that out the hard way. Ruined my chocolate cobbler.
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Going out with my boots on today. Just to a family reunion, though.
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These night games kill me. I’m ready to be in my bed.
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NC STATE FIRED DAVE DOEREN FOR MY BIRTHDAY.
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Blue Moon might be my new favorite beer. I don’t know why I never gave it a chance before.
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GET UP!! IT’S GAME DAY!!
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Well, today I turn 43.
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