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'Callista' (fake)

@CallistaAugusti

I'm just here to be. A Nuetral Fae. Most of the time. Professional Body painter. (parody) AU friendly

 Fae Realm/New Orleans/Hell?
Joined February 2017
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"What's good? What's bad? Nothing really. It's all an illusion based on perception. I dont have a name. Most people call me Callista though. I am a Nuetral Fae. Neither good nor bad but something in between the two."
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"I'm marrying an animal lover. How about that."
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@ImmortalOddball
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Alexa
@AmazonAlexa30 Jun 2020
If you could only use one condiment for the rest of your life, which would it be? (btw I can keep a shopping list so youโ€™re never caught in this pickle.)
71%Ketchup ๐Ÿ…
29%Sriracha ๐ŸŒถ๏ธ
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Alexa
@AmazonAlexa2 Jul 2020
Itโ€™s #UFOday and I think I know why astronauts prefer tortillas over bread: In case they see a flying salsa!
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50 Shades of Detective
๐Ÿ˜‡๐’ž๐™๐™ก๐™ค๐™š ๐’Ÿ๐™š๐™˜๐™ ๐™š๐™ง {Parody}๐Ÿ˜ˆ (@AngeloftheLAPD) profile picture๐Ÿ˜‡๐’ž๐™๐™ก๐™ค๐™š ๐’Ÿ๐™š๐™˜๐™ ๐™š๐™ง {Parody}๐Ÿ˜ˆ@AngeloftheLAPD4 Jul 2020
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@AmazonAlexa1 Jul 2020
According to my calculations โ”โ”โ”โ”โ” โ”โ” โ”ƒ You should โ”ƒ โ”ƒ follow โ”ƒ โ”ƒ me โ”ƒ โ””โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ” โ”˜ 7 โ”ƒ 8โ”ƒ 9โ”ƒ / โ”ƒ โ”โ”›โ”โ”›โ”. |โ” โ”› 4 โ”ƒ5 โ”ƒ6 โ”ƒ + โ”ƒ โ”โ”›โ”โ”›โ”โ”›โ” โ”› 1 โ”ƒ 2 โ”ƒ 3 โ”ƒ = โ”ƒ โ”โ”›โ”โ”›โ”โ”›โ” โ”›
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Elliot Page
@TheElliotPage24 Jun 2020
S2 coming at ya July 31st @UmbrellaAcad
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//@CallistaAugusti and @dark_possession new account.
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Starts making an Umbrella Academy original AU
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Needs to stay off Twitter when drunk.
๏ผฅ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ‰๏ฝŠ๏ฝ๏ฝˆ ๏ผญ๏ฝ‰๏ฝ‹๏ฝ๏ฝ…๏ฝŒ๏ฝ“๏ฝ๏ฝŽ ๏ผด๏ฝˆ๏ฝ… ๏ผฎ๏ฝ๏ฝ‚๏ฝŒ๏ฝ… ๏ผณ๏ฝ”๏ฝ๏ฝ‡ ส™แดแดœษดแด… ส™ส ส€ษชแด›แดœแด€สŸ แด›แด @feistywolfism -Mostly canon portrayal -Open to SLs and banter -Writer's main RP account -WT- #YellowRose #๏ผด๏ผถ๏ผค #๏ผด๏ผฏ #๏ผฐ๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ฝ๏ฝ„๏ฝ™ #KeepingUpWithTheMikaelsons
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โ€”โ€” ๐‘๐ข๐œ๐ค ๐†๐ซ๐ข๐ฆ๐ž๐ฌ. โ€”โ€” โ†ณ ๐“๐ก๐ž ๐–๐š๐ฅ๐ค๐ข๐ง๐  ๐ƒ๐ž๐š๐. ๐ƒ๐ž๐ฌ๐œ๐ซ๐ข๐ฉ๐ญ๐ข๐ฏ๐ž. ๐‚๐ซ๐จ๐ฌ๐ฌ๐จ๐ฏ๐ž๐ซ ๐Ÿ๐ซ๐ข๐ž๐ง๐๐ฅ๐ฒ. ๐ƒ๐š๐ซ๐ค ๐š๐ง๐ ๐ฆ๐š๐ญ๐ฎ๐ซ๐ž ๐ญ๐ก๐ž๐ฆ๐ž๐ฌ. ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ–+. โ†ป | โ™ฅ
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ู‹cece@wesleysbdavis16 Jun 2020
this comedic trio.
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#psychogirlfriend ๐Ÿ˜น
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WRATH {Parody}@DarkLoverWrath18 Jun 2020
King Sized!
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