Hey guys, I'm going freelance! If you like my work and you'd like to support me please check out my patreon: patreon.com/callofthedeep Cheers!
I'm sorry to anyone who has outstanding commissions, I'm afraid I won't be able to finish them on account of being dead, but I loved working with every one of you, and I'm glad I got to play a small part in bringing your characters to life.
Replying to @brinvilliers_
@big0rneaux This was not your fault, I love you and my last thoughts were of you... Please tell someone I am dead, don't come into the bedroom, that's where my body is, please send someone for the rabbits. Sorry I broke my promise, I just couldn't take it.
Lastly,
I've always thought Donald Trump was hilarious, but not as hilarious as everyone losing their shit over him.
I was looking forward to him winning in 20/20 purely because that would have been peak internet.
Lighten the fuck up.
I know this is a shitty way to spring this news but I'm dead.
I killed myself around midnight because I didn't want to live anymore.
To those of you I called friends I wish the very best.
To those I hate I wish you could smell my corpse so you'd choke to death on your own vomit
James Puckle was an absolute mad lad.
The Puckle gun was designed in two configurations, one for fighting Christian armies and one that used more damaging ammunition designed to teach the Turks the benefits of Christian civilization - THAT'S WRITTEN IN THE FUCKING PATENT
Replying to @HAMMERofLUCERNE
Rogue swashbuckler if I remember correctly?
I might need to get a hold of my measures, I've only had four glasses and I've nearly finished the bottle
Replying to @realbadart
slam dunking a keg through the head of whoever programs their drivers
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