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Joined August 2011
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Angin little pedo
Exclusive: Avram Glazer tells financiers commercial power of clubs like #MUFC not affected by sporting success. Compares to New York Yankees + Dallas Cowboys. United co-owner appeared at Deutsche Bank sports investment conference in September ⬇️ nytimes.com/athletic/7753722…
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Bullet now
Before the FA Cup final win against Man City, Ten Hag was under major pressure and Jason Wilcox and others involved put forward several candidates as possible replacements. One person Wilcox spoke highly of was Russell Martin, whom he had appointed the previous summer in his role as Southampton’s director of football. Martin led Southampton to promotion to the PL in 2023-24 via the Championship play-offs [@TheAthleticFC]
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Trump: "Barack Hussein Obama would fly to Hawaii, play a round of golf, shoot about 125, and then he'd fly back and have a news conference on the carbon footprint."
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He’s such a mong, but he’s our mong. #class
Replying to @ATokkers5
Struggles to name anyone else in the heavyweight division
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Nutritionist doing gameday dumps is ridiculous
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"Sir, a second Lisandro interview has hit the timeline"
🚨 Lisandro Martinez doubles down on his previous #mufc board comments with CBS Sports: “For me we DON’T have the best squad at the moment compared with other top teams… I’m NOT going to close my mouth, I expect more ambition.” [@CBSSportsGolazo]
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New media post from Donald J. Trump ( TS: Oct 13 2026, 11:17 PM ET )​​​​​​​​‍‌​​‌​‌​‌‌​‌​‍​‌‍‍​‌​​​‌‍‌​‍​‌‍‍‍‍​‌
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That’s the maddest fella I’ve ever seen hahahaha cross between Cat In The Hat and a highland cow
Now that is one of the best ever.
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RUI PINTO HES ONE OF OUR OWN 🇾🇪
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Absolutely nothing prepares you for who appears 6 seconds in …
Q: Zelenskyy said you're weak because of the Putin deal. He just criticized you TRUMP: Who said that? Q: Zelenskyy. He said you're weak TRUMP: Okay. *walks away*
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lol
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Luke Shaw after scoring against Madrid
🚨 BREAKING: Uber Eats is the new official sponsor of Real Madrid.
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Homeless bum steals public bus
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This is like the end of goodfellas Everybody is getting whacked
🚨JUST IN: The Solicitors Regulation Authority, which manages lawyers in England, is reviewing whether any law firms committed professional misconduct while helping Manchester City set up its financial structures
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Look at him, thats my Qual. Your what? My Qualitative! My vibe specialist. Look at him, you notice anything different about him? Look at his face. I'll give you a hint, his name is Jayden. He won a local poetry competition in bushwick! Yeah I'm sure of the vibe.
Quant firms are hiring idea guys, not quants I've been skeptical about the whole - software is commoditized, ideas are the moat argument But I've seen first hand the best quant and technical firms in the world hire thinkers, liberal arts grads, and generalists I predict the trend accelerates Letter from @AQRCapital below
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UFC pr team seeing this tweet
I gotta be honest unless things change with the UFC Im kinda over it. McGregor makes 30 million to fight for 30 second and they dont want to pay us a fraction of it. Contemplating just going to 205 knocking out my contract and scrapping with @jakepaul That sounds fun.
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THEY’RE TRYING TO MASSACOH MANCHESTOH CITEH AHAHAHAHAH
Hats off to the legend @JayMotty for keeping it together in the face of such insanity
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• Aguero moment been blipped • Rooney #NoHelp title 11/12 • DeGea undisputed GKoat • Pogba 3x champ • Ole champ • Martial the new Cantona • EtH domestic treble 22/23(Teta in the #files) • Rashy 22/23 Ballon Dior winner • Bruno 2x PFA winner
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Ten Hag season 1 domestic treble ?#UncomfortableConversation
Arteta is a Man City product so Ten Hag technically won the Prem in 22/23
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