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Kellen Moore barely had time to print his New Orleans Saints Head Coach business cards before his defensive line completely imploded. Welcome to the hot seat
PSG throwing massive bags of cash at a winger whose primary attribute is running directly into the opposing full-back and misplacing 5-yard passes is pure comedy. Scam artist
🚨🇪🇸 Paris Saint-Germain had new round of talks with Ferran Torres’ camp and decision will be in player’s hands.
🔵🔴 Barcelona hope to keep Ferran but it’s up to the player.
Doors opened to negotiations with PSG only if Ferran decides to leave.
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Clear the runway, Bruno Guimarães is officially coming to the carpet. Funding an elite midfield signing by robbing Everton of £7m is absolute peak cinema🔴⚪
🚨🔵 Everton agree deal to sign Christian Norgaard from Arsenal, here we go! 🫱🏻🫲🏼
The midfielder agrees to move and Arsenal receive £7m from #EFC, all set for medical, as @David_Ornstein @_pauljoyce report.
Arsenal now set to accelerate and close Bruno Guimarães deal asap. 💥
Selling a 32-year-old backup midfielder who didn't even play for £7m is an absolute robbing. Andrea Berta is out here running circles around Everton's board💀
🚨 EXCL: Everton reach agreement in principle with Arsenal to sign Christian Norgaard. Still needs formalising but 32yo midfielder set to join #EFC from #AFC for in region of £7m & expected to undergo medical next week ahead of proposed move @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/7484917…
"We want him to be part of the squad" is corporate speak for "he’s going to warm our bench beautifully while Wirtz puts on a masterclass." Welcome to Germany💀
£25m for a backup keeper nobody heard of until today. Braga saw the Saudi oil money coming and absolutely took Newcastle to the cleaners. Absolute highway robbery💀
🚨⚪️⚫️ Lukas Hornicek to Newcastle as new goalkeeper, here we go! Deal sealed with SC Braga.
£25m release clause activated, payment terms and personal terms are also agreed.
24 year old Czech GK joins #NUFC as expected.
Andrea Berta is currently preparing a historic 12-month loan with an option to buy for €40m paid over three decades. Vini, pack your bags, your North London era is loading
🚨 JUST IN: Real Madrid will NOT reach January without deciding on Vinícius’ future.
The club believes ALL scenarios are possible, including a departure.
The player wants to RENEW, but his demands have to align with the club’s offer. @ellarguero
Infantino managed to do the impossible: unify UEFA, CONCACAF, and every football fan on the planet to collectively hate him. Truly a historic legacy for the bald fraud
He hasn't even coached a single competitive minute yet and I can already hear him saying 'If I speak, I am in big trouble" 💀
🤍🔙 José Mourinho, back coaching Real Madrid for the first pre-season game. 🇵🇹
@lejournaldureal 🎥
Bro entered the league when Shrek 2 was in theaters and he's still here matching up with Cooper Flagg
LeBron James longevity notes:
- Roughly 140 active players born after his NBA debut
- Played against ~37% of all players in NBA history
- Outlasted every player from 2003-06 draft classes
- Spent more than half his life as an All-NBA player
- Oldest opponent was born in 1962 (Kevin Willis)
- Youngest opponent was born in 2006 (Cooper Flagg)
- Played against 1,857 different opponents
- Played with 250 different teammates
- Played against 12 father-son combinations
- Played against 4 of his son's AAU/HS/college teammates
- Older than 6 active head coaches
- Played against 5 active head coaches
Treating a pay-cut move to a hospital ward like a superhero movie premiere. The PR machine is undefeated at masking reality
Leaving LA to ring-chase with a team that has a medical staff made of glass and bubble wrap. Unbelievable levels of unseriousness
bro saw a couple 20 and 10 games and thought he was prime Shaq. pistons front office needs to drug test whoever leaked this 📉😂
Jalen Duren reportedly wants a 5-year, $287 million max contract from the Pistons, per @KellyIko
“Duren wants the max. Five years, $287 million. He is 22 years old, was a critical piece of a Pistons team that shocked the world en route to 60 wins and finished third team All-NBA.”
(h/t @Fullcourtpass / sports.yahoo.com/nba/article…)
LeBron trying to pull off a secret trade reunion with Kyrie while sitting out in free agency is the ultimate reminder that the man never stops playing GM
LeBron James reportedly wanted the Cavaliers to trade for Kyrie Irving, but the Mavericks shut down those talks, per @VinceGoodwill
Seeing media accounts post stats showing our entire defensive structure collapses the second William Saliba steps off the pitch gives me actual anxiety
Barcelona players spending more time in the medical room treating mysterious muscle strains than actually stepping on the pitch has become a full-time reality show
Imagine securing a bag so massive back in 2010 that the entire league had to rewrite the collective bargaining agreement just to stop rookies from robbing franchises blind..Absolute cinema
From @gmfb: It took 16 years for a No. 1 overall pick’s contract∗ to surpass the average pay of Sam Bradford’s base deal in 2010 — the last year before owners reined in rookie pay in a new CBA.
∗The top 3 picks this year all bested Bradford’s $13m per season.