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Dish me the puck I'll handle the rest don't expect a give n go and shit I snipe genos bardown. Rifle pucks off tendy's heads in warmys what the fuck is Dzone?

On the far blue line
Joined January 2013
I’m so wet right now Jesus Christ thank god the iihf can’t touch this tournament. Give me all the international fights forever #4nationsfaceoff
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When your teammate doesn't pass you the puck so you gotta take matters into your own fucking hands
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Duncan Keith is gonna get wrecked with kane and they're gonna toss the Conn Smythe off a hotel balcony. Mark my words. It's what I would do.
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The western conference is just too fucking good
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I actually can't believe what I just fucking saw.
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Laughed my ass off at how timonen is a dash in 5 minutes of playing time. Poor little guy can't catch a break
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Joel ward for the automatic game winner. Anyone who plays chel knows the deal
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Alex Ovechkin is Radon Randell.
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Yeah keep shitting on perry for being a bitch. Knees don't usually bend like that. Get the guy some Jack Daniels fuck
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So Auston Matthews is basically telling North American hockey to fuck off so he can go chase some Swiss tail. Great choice kid
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Wtf is anyone else wondering why Eddie olczyk is covering the derby?
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Connor McLindros says fuck you Edmonton
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Edmonton lives for 1st overall picks jesus christ too bad for mcdavid. Guy looked like he was on suicide watch
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Jarrett stoll is just a preview of what's gonna happen if they put an nhl team in Vegas. Telling my agent that's the only place I'll play
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