Author of Pee On Water, MOODS, Paulina & Fran, HAIRDO. and 39 (FSG July 2027). Taking time off from the wonderful Mountainview Grand low-residency MFA ✨
Northampton, MA
Joined February 2010
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Rare red sprites captured above a village in Corsica during thunderstorms near Spain
Photographer Florian Riou captured this rare phenomenon, in which red flashes appear high above thunderstorms and last only a few milliseconds
Rachel B Glaser retweeted
One time at my doctor’s office, my doctor’s wife walked into my exam room on accident out of what I thought was a locked closet. She was like “sorry” and I was like “it’s ok.” I thought I died. I think about it once per day
I’m looking for a two bedroom apartment in an elevator building in this area…
I’d be especially pleased to be by the Brooklyn Museum
in unit washer/dryer would be amazing but not necessary
if you set me up with a place that I end up renting, I’ll give you a reward!
Rachel B Glaser retweeted
this job application lets you choose "captain" as a title and since I already know they won't respond I think I will choose myself today. That's right, fuckos - captain audrey farnsworth is applying for this position
ALT Captain audrey f is finally applying — you’re welcome
Rachel B Glaser retweeted
8/25/26 “For the briefest of uncanny moments it feels like you are not dead.”
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My very fun gig editing a tech newsletter with 180,000 subscribers at IBM wraps up at the end of September, and I’m looking for something new to work on. If you need a part-time editor or podcast producer/booker in tech, music, or culture, plz get in touch! emfriedlander @ gmail
Rachel B Glaser retweeted
if you’re not French, you should not be referring to the four Despicable Me films as Les Qua Despicables Meux
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If anything sounds more sinister than an ice cream truck playing "Für Elise," I never want to hear it.
