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They incorrectly believe that this is an atypical state of affairs.

 Capistan
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powerful wizerd@powerfulwizerd19h
I’ve asked this before but is there any historical event that is like the Opposite of 9/11. Like something so good that happened that it changed the world forever
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Cris Collinsworth after seeing Patrick Mahomes go a whole game without scoring a touchdown.
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Josh Jacobs approves
JJ
@revengeofJJ22h
Beat the wife in fantasy this week
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Good to see Sonic and Knuckles back in Detroit
Adam Schefter
@AdamSchefterOct 24
Packers activated RB Josh Jacobs and he is expected to play Sunday at Detroit.
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This is how bill polian saw Lamar Jackson coming out of Louisville
Nico
@elitetakes_Oct 24
Don’t think I’ve ever seen a crazier QB box score 😭 @realapp
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Ilan
@ilannfl18Oct 25
Leads the league in CPOE and now it doesn’t matter 🤣
Peter Bukowski
@Peter_BukowskiJul 13
Replying to @ilannfl18
There has never been a QB as inaccurate who has produced EPA at a top level. So you’re just wrong about everything here. Much more likely the EPA is a result of some key explosive plays and is therefore subject to the variance you insist is not on Caleb. It’s funny.
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The only thing better than Friday… VICTORY FRIDAY
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HE’S SHIRTLESS 🤣🤣🤣 AT 9:02 EASTERN 😲😳🤯 NOBODY IS DOING IT LIKE PAT 🔥🔥🔥 GLORY TO ISRAEL 🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱
Pat McAfee
@PatMcAfeeShowOct 24
Let's CELEBRATE the hell out of College Football.. What am I supposed to do... Thank you Coach Saban 😂😂 #CollegeGameDay
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Bearsszn
@bearsznOct 23
Caleb Williams showing great leadership after Rome Odunze’s OPI penalty. “Be strong. Go up and get it. If we don’t get it, we’re gonna get the PI. I’ll put it in a good spot for you to go get it.” Rome bounced back. Love to see it 🔥 🎥: @insidetheNFL
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I used to ask God why he made me a bears fan
🦦@SM0KINGMIDOct 23
Why couldn’t god make me a bears fan
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goaton@goaton5Oct 24
If washed was a picture
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LET'S GOOOOO
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Get Jaylon Johnson the fuck off team right now I'm not playin
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Baldwin was also doing "interesting people think caleb>nix" when they were relatively similar in EPA last November while Nix was still running Baby's First NFL Offense and half of Caleb's lost EPA was like failed sneaks and penalties & he was a clearly better passer
StartKyleOrton@startkyIeortonOct 20
Yeah I've been accused of straw-manning when I say some analytics people on here assign way too much omniscience to snapshots in time of EPA/CPOE but like...no man there were two of the more prominent ones saying Chicago took the wrong guy after *two starts* bc EPA
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If Dr. Jesse isn't around to do this, it's on me to ask the tough questions like: Is Mike Evans vaxxed???
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Kyler Gordon made an ABSURD season debut after returning from injury. 4 SOLO, 3 TFL, 3 SACK, 2 QBH, 2 FF vs Falcons Gordon capped it off with a late strip sack to shut down Atlanta’s comeback attempt.
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Caleb Williams EVER PLAY FULL GAME - Bears vs Falcons Week 5 2026 NFL JEFF JONIAK CALLS
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Kyler Gordon played the fewest defensive snaps (16) by any player with 3+ sacks in a game in the past 20 seasons
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DAMN: #Bears star QB Caleb Williams took a shot at ESPN’s Get Up crew after they all picked the #Falcons to beat Chicago. “I saw one thing where it was Falcons, Falcons, Falcons, Falcons. Look up at the scoreboard and it’s Bears” Caleb kept the receipts.
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Tyson Bagent watching Caleb dice up the falcons
Ollie Chuddington 🇻🇦@DefiantlyGoyOct 16
Average White leftist in 2026
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