Bird Ho 🐓

Ha Ha!

Mugshot day! @RudyGiuliani

#MakeLikeATreeAnd get all sappy

#XisGonna SUX

#EveryDarkCloudBrings that sweet skunky smell

Choose to be born into a wealthy family #TipsToEnsureSuccess

My secret blend of cherry, pecan & hickory woodchips for smoking was #OverheardByMyNeighbors so since my secret is out, everyone else can enjoy it now. Thanks Linda... 🤬

In space no one can hear your grievances #SciFiReasonsToStrike

#MyFavoriteSummerMemories include food

Jumping stuff on my Evel Knievel bike #MyFavoriteSummerMemories