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Maximum Derek

@CapSteveRogers

Graphic designer. WordPress developer. Richmond till we die. Team Cockroach. Every second counts.

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Joined July 2008
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Don’t worry guys, Thanos will never get the Anxiety Stone from me.
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Hey kids, I know this isn’t an airport, so I don’t have to announce my departure, but I think I need a bit of a detox. Especially considering the week ahead. If you *know me* know me, then you know where to find me. In the meantime, be kind & take care of one another.
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Don’t forget to unfollow the potus and vp accounts on all platforms.
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Everyone shitposting about not caring if TikTok gets banned or not, just goes to show the major problem here in the United States. No one cares about anything that doesn’t directly affect them.
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They don’t care why it might be a problem for someone else, and they don’t think far enough ahead to think about how it might be a problem for them in the future.
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So y'all gave him $300,000,000 for a party you can't come to, then gave him $70,000,000,000 for a coin you can't spend, because a carton of eggs cost $1 more than it used to. Y'all are fucking idiots.
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Love radicalized Irving. #Severance
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Doomscrolling the weather app doesn’t provide the same amount of dopamine
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TikTok presented by Meta …loading…
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“For me, it was the five turnovers for the Lions.“ No shit? Thanks for that top-tier commentary, Tom.
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Replying to @PhilipWynkoop
Americans didn’t elect Trump. White people did. Hope this helps!
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Okay, Kevin Burkhardt, don’t think we didn’t notice that you’ve used the word “moribund” twice on tonight’s broadcast.
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Every week, Ben Johnson gets further and further into his bag, and I fucking love it.
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Me: I don’t understand why every animated movie has to be remade in live action. It’s clearly just a safe cash grab for everyone involved. Also me: OMG TOOTHLESS!!!!!
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Ridiculous.
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Y’all out here dogging Chris Collinsworth every week when Tom Brady is literally right there.
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*Kelce makes a catch* Me: SHOW HIS GIRLFRIEND, YOU COWARDS
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Not me scowling at Snoop during the NFL Playoff intro
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Jemele Hill
@jemelehill17 Jan 2025
The dirty secret is that most Americans don’t want to help other Americans. They only want to help if it includes them or someone like them.
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@ErinFriday7549017 Jan 2025
Replying to @Reformed_Zoomer
Me. I paid my student loans by working three jobs, not really feeling like I should have to pay for someone else’s.
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The plural of Jedi is Jedi.
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