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What a show. What an intro. The Equaliser.👌🏻

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@SteurminatorNov 5

I’ve called Jacob Murphy a cunt louder than that

Guinness World Records

Sound 🆙 Brenda Willison (UK) has officially been crowned with having the world's loudest shout at 105.9 dB 📢🆙

Loudest shout

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Capital_G@CapitalG5000Nov 3

We’ve all worked in companies that have simply made a “bad hire.” #nufc So what do you do when it happens?

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Capital_G@CapitalG5000Oct 15

Sums up roughly where #nufc (Hopkinson/Ross) are with Mattais Jaissle. "The PM is not going to sack you after a week. Sacked after 12 months? Looks like you've fucked up. Sacked after a week, looks like he's fucked up" Malcolm Tucker, The Thick of It

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Capital_G@CapitalG5000Nov 2

Are @SkySportsPL taking the piss? Hinchcliff, Coleman and @Carra23 hosted by that Mackem. Making an abysmal night worse #nufc

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Capital_G@CapitalG5000Nov 2

This is abysmal #nufc

The xG Philosophy

@xGPhilosophyNov 2

Newcastle created 0.00(xGOT) until the 85th minute against Everton.

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The xG Philosophy

@xGPhilosophyNov 2

Newcastle created 0.00(xGOT) until the 85th minute against Everton.

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Memecastle United@Memecastle_UtdNov 1

Bruno G vs Isak Me:

Image from Memecastle United (@Memecastle_Utd)

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@paddypowerOct 31

List of teams who have waited longer than Man United for a Premier League win: Sunderland

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In the pre-credits sequence of SPECTRE, a camera track system stretched across four buildings, with a 50 ft. crane allowing the camera to stay parallel with Daniel Craig as he walked along the rooftops.

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@paddypowerOct 31

Do YOU have Man United DNA? After ANOTHER embarrassing loss, the club is in urgent need of your help... 18+ GambleAware

Do YOU have Man United DNA? Contact us NOW

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@TrollFootballOct 30

Mbappe back in Real Madrid training with a new look

Image from Troll Football (@TrollFootball)

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Capital_G@CapitalG5000Oct 30

A good read 👇 "More a high-volume content farm than a football club these days."

How talking about Man Utd's cycle of doom became an industry bbc.in/4zWTxu4

How talking about Manchester United cycle of doom became an industry

How talking about Manchester United cycle of doom became an industry

Manchester United's struggles are pored over more than ever before - not least by former players.

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@BeanymanSportsOct 29

JAISSLE: “PROBABLY ALSO I NEED TO SCREAM MORE!” 😤 Everton 3-1 Newcastle 🏆 Carabao Cup

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@paddypowerOct 29

Fair play, Yoane Wissa, that's the worst attempt at a finish that I've seen so far this season

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Cook@NUFCcookOct 29

Have to say I don’t entirely agree with Jaissle’s tactics, or team selection, or subs choices

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Capital_G@CapitalG5000Oct 29

I should have watched Traitors #nufc

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Capital_G@CapitalG5000Oct 29

We’re just not very good. Huge amount of work required, on and off the pitch #nufc

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Capital_G@CapitalG5000Oct 29

That shot by Wissa, just fuck off man #nufc

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Capital_G@CapitalG5000Oct 29

RIP Patrick Stewart

All The Right Movies

@ATRightMovies13 Jul 2022

PATRICK STEWART celebrates his 82nd birthday today. A hugely respected actor, here he is in a hilarious outtakes reel from TV show Extras.

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