Caps Midnight

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Better start calling the USA the USSRA now

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This seems to be a common theme within the Commonwealth

It's always good to have a laugh amongst people you meet and know. It's the only way not to cry about my family that died and that I miss. Let's laugh it up

I won't say it's your best because there are too many 'bests' to contend with.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

One of the faces of the real life SPECTRE

Dear @rickygervais , as Berk's media manager, I'd like to offer you a chance to have 'Dutch Barn' feature in the next 'Bathtime With Berk'. Although we normally charge 1 million dollars per production promotion, I am happy to say. for you, that we have waivered that fee for a small sum of 1 case of Dutch Barn. Please don't hesitate as @McConaughey is begging me to promote his choice of drink.

Almost pissed my pants laughing

And if that song didn't make you consider hiring a linguistic expert, then this will. Listen to James Reyne's, 'Fall of Rome'. By the way, they were my favourite songs back then. I just mumbled shit when singing along. @jamesreynemusic

We have just passed the 38th yr anniversary of James Reyne's 'Hammerhead' song, and yet without looking up the lyrics, does anyone know what the f'k he is saying? Listen first before you look up lyrics. @jamesreynemusic

Some Italian ladies I know🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

From my mate @Hampsta4 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Screw 7 day a week trading. Time for shops to shut up on a Sunday. Have some respect for church goers, those that want to have a day off and sleep in, and those that can make a coffee and cook breakfast at home. Your thoughts?

Ladies, it's official. Please limit fanfare messages to a minimum. I'll send love and kisses when I'm not filming. P.S. I came up with the title

Business @Hampsta4 is booming Mr @rickygervais . Where's your gold chain? We both deal in piss. Ours just attract the ladies more!