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💯 Constitutional Republic • Facts Over Feelings Patriot • Memes • Pixel Manipulator • Occasional Smart-Ass #Jesus • #Trump • #MAGA • #Dodgers

Costa Mesa, CA
Joined May 2022
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What happened? ⬇️⬇️⬇️
I hate to say I warned you. But I warned you. What happened last night should be a wake-up call. It wasn't because Democrats cheated. It wasn't because accounts on X started criticizing Trump and the GOP a month before the election. It happened because President Trump and the Republican Party failed to deliver on what mattered most to the American people. Did you hear what I just f'n said? THEY FAILED THE AMERICAN PEOPLE! For the last four to six months, all I heard on X was the same recycled bullshit from the MAGA influencers. "Pass the SAVE Act!" "John Thune needs to go!" "Trump has historic support!" Kiss my red, white and blue blooded ass! And because these f'n frauds kept repeating the same talking points, everyone else on X convinced themselves that everything was wonderful. But here's what some of you desperately need to understand. X IS NOT REAL LIFE. If I walked up to 100 random Americans and asked them who Libs of TikTok or Dr. Clown was, I'd bet 99 of them wouldn't have a fcking clue what I was talking about. And the 100th would probably ask me if Dr. Clown was accepting new patients. That's how disconnected from reality some accounts on here have become. They think because somebody has 2 million followers on X, they're a household name. Meanwhile, the average American couldn't pick these people out of a police lineup if their life depended on it. Nobody at the grocery store gives a shit about the latest viral AI video. Nobody at the gas pump is celebrating because an X influencer got 10,000 reposts. INTERNET CELEBRITIES ARE NOT AMERICA. You know what I saw outside of X? I saw exhausted Americans. People with bags under their eyes. People stressed about their mortgages. People struggling to afford groceries. People watching their savings disappear. People working their asses off and still falling behind. People looking at their bank accounts and wondering how the hell they're going to make it through another month. And I kept hearing the same heartbreaking sentence. "I don't know what I'm going to do." THAT was the America I was talking about. THAT was the American who voted last night. Not the America you see in your carefully curated timeline. And for the last month, I tried telling you about how ordinary Americans were reaching their breaking point. And what happened? You called me a traitor. You told me I wasn't a real conservative. You attacked me for daring to criticize our president. You treated legitimate concerns about people's financial struggles like some kind of betrayal. Well, guess what? You can silence criticism inside your little MAGA bubble, but you cannot silence reality outside of it. I'm pissed off because I saw the warning signs, spoke up about them, and watched people attack anyone who dared acknowledge them. And now some of those same people are looking everywhere for someone to blame. Here's my message. Stop blaming everyone who warned you and start holding the people in power accountable. Because here's the reality that no social media cheerleading can change. Americans don't pay their mortgages with political slogans. They don't fill their refrigerators with presidential approval posts. And they sure as hell don't pay their electric bills with stupid f'n AI videos mocking Democrats. These MAGA grfiters spent months telling people how great America was doing. But voters spent those same months wondering how they were going to survive. And that disconnect is exactly what I've been trying to tell you about. You can win every argument on X and still lose touch with the country. Because at the end of the day, Americans don't live inside your timeline. They live inside their budgets.
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Hey @Grok, Was there civil unrest in the United States yesterday that was related to the huge midterm defeat of Republican candidates?
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Spoken in the context of a once-powerful industry built on the covert manipulation of land-use decisions, these words land with particular force when applied to the current iteration of the D.C. politician:
Replying to @PalominoOMG
Shadowed by deception, your actions once served interests shrouded in secrecy. Now, illuminate your path: acknowledge the disconnect between appearance and truth, and let this reckoning forge a resolve to align your labor with transparent purpose, that your work may build character, not just structures.
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Well... we're waiting???
Exactly!! When was the last time ANY Democrat came to the people with a GOOD policy that put the peoples' interests ahead of party?
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Here's the poster child for that statement:
The loudest people demanding respect are almost always the ones who have never earned it.
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IF YOU HAVEN'T ALREADY... GO VOTE TODAY!! And, as an added bonus... You get a really cool sticker to wear! 😎😎😎
Your voice is your power. Your vote is your opportunity to make it heard!
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Nathalia Gadelha Filgueiras, 20 She was the co-pilot of N722BD, the Lear 60 that crashed in FL She earned her pilot's license at 17 while in High School Nathalia wanted to become a commercial airline pilot Godspeed, Nathalia. Much too young to be gone. nypost.com/2026/11/02/us-new…
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The Perfect Icing Conditions: Hit a thunderstorm cell with sub zero conditions to -47 celsius. Freezing precipitation Stated they were "managing the ice" When was the anti-ice system enegized, if at all? -Those systems usually require a warm up phase to be effective.
Replying to @ZEER0HOUR
Not an expert, but I've been around enough aviation to know if radios are working, then most other systems have power as well. Not lightning... way worse. Ice contamination. Her abridged transcript suggests icing conditions affecting flight stability. nitter.gq/CaptMeticuli/status/21…
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The pilot of N722BD, a LearJet 60, was female. Icing of the aircraft's control surfaces may have been a factor. Icing conditions are no joke.
Replying to @SarahisCensored
"FL350... Moderate turbulence... Negative forty-seven degrees celcius... We're managing the ice... Moderate turbulence... Now we're picking up precipitation... Need to climb to FL370... Mayday, Mayday... We're descending 10K FPM... Declaring Emergency... We're gonna crash into the ground... Look outside... Holy f*ck, we're out of time."
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Watch As 60 Minutes Delivers a Tina Peters HIT PIECE! They interviewed her for TWO HOURS and Aired ONLY 1 minute, 17 seconds of that time. Everything is OUT of CONTEXT. 60 Minutes Used to Be Hard-Hitting, Factual and Informative. Now, They Exist Only as Left-Leaning Activists.
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Watch As 60 Minutes Delivers a Tina Peters HIT PIECE! They interviewed her for TWO HOURS and Aired ONLY 1 minute, 17 seconds of that time. Everything is OUT of CONTEXT. 60 Minutes Used to Be Hard-Hitting, Factual and Informative. Now, They Exist Only as Left-Leaning Activists.
CBS 60 Minutes sat with me for nearly 2 hours. They put out more than 10 posts promoting that interview on their X They used 1 minute and 17 seconds. This is part one. The real answers to the questions they asked.
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Dems CHEAT Because That's the ONLY WAY They Can Win:
🚨 FAKE NEWS CNN IS WORRIED: Four days before the election, CNN's big story is that Trump officials want clean voter rolls. Their "investigation" found that Harmeet Dhillon, Markwayne Mullin, Kash Patel, and John Solomon have all been talking about election integrity. The horror. The Justice Department says 20,000 possible noncitizens are registered to vote in California, and Democrats in Alaska are under investigation over the alleged "Decoy Dan" scheme. CNN's takeaway is that the people trying to stop cheating are the real threat. You can't make this up.
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Crypto... isn't that the piggy bank that's stored in thin air... on servers? Hair today, gone tamale!
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Collins to Pray for Isa Casahuga, Entitled Bitch Will she publically apologize?
At @UTSA for Pick Up the Mic, a student read a poem celebrating the assassination of Charlie Kirk with such glee, then told me I was brave to be out here without my neck covered. I told her I’d pray for her. This is the climate. We pick up the mic anyway.
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