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Horny, geeky, poly, verse, queer exhibitionist. Precum faucet. He/him. 🇯🇵 | 🇺🇸

Chicago, IL
Joined March 2019
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Walking my boy on a leash at Dore Alley
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If you’d like to follow over there. Gonna make an effort to switch.
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my happy place is kneeling in front of @smolminotaur and @CaptainFelch 🥵
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Hear me out, pull my pants down and eat me out? 🥹👉👈
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Post-wedding mullet chic - who's helping me get the rest of this suit off?
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⛓️‍💥🖤TOUGH LOVE🖤⛓️‍💥 - featuring your new internet crush, BROXTON! 😍
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Will probably delete
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Good morning :) 💪🏼
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Don’t usually post work stuff but I ate here hehe x
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It is complete... My Final Gym Leader Chart and reference photos, a thread🧵:
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Yu Yu Hakusho (1992)
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Sorry for going awol - thank y'all for 10k 💕 lemme get some sleep and I'll be back and horny again 😘
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Seventeen followers away from 10K so don't mind me as I repost some of my greatest hits 👀 (vid as a treat)
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It's my birthday weekend and all I want are some loads... Who's giving me theirs?
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Captain retweeted
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I like it when the villains are all "well *this* girl definitely isn't sailor moon because she's stupid and sucks at everything"
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The shower after the sauna always gets me so horny
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An embroidery I did for a trade!!! I love the flower pubes!
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I had the privilage of being drawn by @qai_san. He’s so talented!
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