@CaptainGaspar

Managed to duplicate my DNA. The clone has massive graphics upgrade,100% yapper processing power, random emotional reboots, requires frequent diaper hot-swaps

 Gaborone. Botswana
Joined March 2012
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Pitso ke yeo
Tésha@teshabotswana14h
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The second hand embarrassment I experienced from watching S04E06 of Reasonable Doubt. I am ready to do TikTok reaction video
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Team Botswana@BoiLilly23h
Because of SmartBots, I'll facilitate my webinar from Kgotla ya Goodhope tomorrow. This is session 1 focusing on Urban areas but information is still revelant for session 2 on Rural Heat Resilience.
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God did a thing by making me a father. What an awesome God❤️
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Team Botswana@BoiLilly21h
BRI will translate knowledge shared during these discussions into accessible campaigns, directly relaying actionable heat-protection guidance at local Kgotla and VDC meetings, & our school tree-planting & urban greening visits. us06web.zoom.us/meeting/regi… #ClimateResilience
Team Botswana@BoiLilly23h
Because of SmartBots, I'll facilitate my webinar from Kgotla ya Goodhope tomorrow. This is session 1 focusing on Urban areas but information is still revelant for session 2 on Rural Heat Resilience.
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Legend in the making
Head Huncho@cinnamon_bumsOct 25
My younger brother hit up my friend😭😭😭 my brother also isnt afraid of older women and I just can't because that's my baby 😭I mean there are fine girls his age bathong😭
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That midget never lied
LEGENDARY LADE! 🇳🇬
@LegendaryLadeOct 23
Drake steps out for his 40th birthday!🗽🔥
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Dick Bayfort knows that Setso is who he thinks he is
Karabo Tebape@tebapekOct 23
I don’t think, generally, people will understand how brilliant my Adv. Is in court… Ke raa Rre Mokoti… Engaged him 3 times and zero defeats 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨
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Top of the morning
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E kgeila di panty Miller& Co❤️
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Ele wena o bona nkare ke tla go lapisa ka kgang ya tsenya order ya chow mein every Thursday
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Not shocking, very much predictable behavior . We are taking Chow Mein Friday orders Today,
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❤️
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Rule number one of this house ,do not bother the botherer if it is not bothering
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IPSEITY. November 6th. no long talk, fwm!
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2026 Meek Mill rapping like he hasn’t has a meal in ages
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CIPS level 6
Chrome Hearts@tom_papersOct 21
Mosadi ke Medicine kana LLB.
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O kgabile Mmadikolo, dialogane, batho ba apere phuraphura tsa mohutso wa phatlha. Ba tsile go amogela seetsele sa thuto ,selo se sa jewe boswa. Enne sala le nna, mpepu wa go tlhabolola matshelo. Le khutsana e bona lepai,selo se thuto mmoloki, otla masiela
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Ke shorta ka sticker fela tse 4 tsa Spar
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Batswana ba dipuo, ne ke tlotlela tsala yame gore ke batla go reka eng, ke fa a re “ go tla re o tlhwafalele go rekisa chow mein thata”😂😂😂😂
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