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In light of the DirkJake hating; Ult Dirk mind controlling Jake and they have crazy hate sex wherein Dirk dominates the fuck out of Jake and humiliates him. Jake cries as he gets his ass destroyed, Amen.

What's with all the dirkjake hate recently, man. How is it darkshipping, you people are under spells.

If I said I was going as Bert and my bf was going as Ernie for Halloween, would you guus say thats DirkJake core or should I kms?

It's a very dirkjake halloween this year, isn't it fellas?

Okay, what about totally insane, deranged, animalistic DirkJake sex where they are hiking (Jake's idea) in the middle of nowhere... Thoughts? Anyone?

Go, my Jakelings.

Anyways... DirkJake frotting, AM I RIGHT?

You guys gotta stop giving this histrionic personality disorder Dirk Strider larper attention.

Can they just fuck already ohhh my god.

I felt the aura leak out of me and dribble down my leg.

Okay so,,,, it's true. Jake wants to fuck karkat simply to get back at Dirk. It's always been DirkJake all the way down. We are eating TONIGHT

How do I make good DirkJake tweets

Does Dirk Strider listen to Ministry yes or no?

Do you guys ever think about Rumble in da pumpkin patch lore. Like,,, how long would Dirk and Jake actually be spending time with eachother at the peak of it..... do you think it was like 2 months of foreplay and then rinse and repeat orrrr.. give me your thoughts.