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Footage from the food lines the Trump administration does not want you to see.
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We’ve announced our first quarter FY2026 financial results and have reported a substantial year-over-year revenue increase and secured a historic battery recycling contract with up to $30M in potential proceeds.
This quarter, we achieved a major increase in cash balance, eliminated all outstanding debt and convertible notes, delivered key operational milestones, enhanced our commercial facilities, and celebrated several milestone commercial wins.
These achievements position us for strong continued growth and leadership in domestic battery material supply chains.
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A man collapsed in the Oval Office today and this was our President’s reaction while people rushed to his aid.
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BREAKING: DOJ BOMBSHELL — Epstein files reportedly “even worse for Trump” than Republicans feared.
The panic inside the Republican party — due to its decisive losses in Tuesday’s elections — just got even more frantic.
Multiple House Republicans are reportedly freaking out after hearing from the Department of Justice that the unreleased Jeffrey Epstein files are especially compromising for Donald Trump.
According to veteran reporter David Shuster — who’s worked for MSNBC, CNN, and Fox News — “rumors are sweeping through the GOP caucus” that the Epstein evidence includes photos of Trump with half-naked teenage girls.
Shuster says several Republicans told him they’d been quietly warned by contacts inside DOJ and the FBI that the material is even worse than the claims made by Trump biographer Michael Wolff, who described seeing “a dozen Polaroids” of Trump and Epstein with topless young women “spread out like a deck of cards.”
You read that right.
Trump’s own biographer says he personally saw the pictures — and the DOJ supposedly has copies.
Now Republicans are reportedly “spooked.”
And after Attorney General Pam Bondi refused to answer Sen. Sheldon Whitehouse’s direct question about whether she’d seen those photos, the tension exploded behind closed doors.
Bondi tried to dodge by throwing out false attacks about Democratic donors — but Whitehouse fired back, calling her statement a flat-out lie.
Let’s be clear: If this report is true, the Epstein files could expose a massive cover-up involving Trump and his allies. Republicans know it — and that’s why they’re terrified.
While Trump rants about “witch hunts” on Truth Social, his old friend Epstein’s ghost keeps coming back to haunt him. And this time, it’s not Democrats he has to fear — it’s the truth.
And hopefully, the truth shall set us free.
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There are very important elections and votes happening in some states today.
If your state is one of them, please, please, please get out and VOTE!!
Democratic voices need to be heard 💙💙
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NY, NJ, PA: Election Day is tomorrow! Time to fire a shot across the bow and show Republicans what their anti-democracy agenda will bring them in ’26. Find your polling information and voting times below:
New Jersey:
- Today is the Deadline for In-Person Mail-In Ballot Applications for the General Election by 3:00 p.m.
- Polls will be open from 6:00 a.m. to 8:00 p.m.
- Find your polling location: nj.gov/state/elections/vote-…
New York:
- General Election Polls open 6:00am - 9:00pm
- Find your polling location: voterlookup.elections.ny.gov
Pennsylvania:
-Polls are open from 7 a.m. to 8 p.m. on Election Day.
-Remember, if you are in line by 8 p.m., you can vote.
-Find your polling location: pavoterservices.pa.gov/Pages…
Trump is coming for your freedoms one by one, but you still have your vote. Use it. 🏴☠️
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The all-new TAP, Inc. website is now LIVE!
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We are rebuilding how the world connects with finance, ownership, and authenticity, uniting everything into one powerful, intelligent platform.
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TWEEPS: Beef prices are up. Farmers are suffering. Insurance premiums are skyrocketing. All as he builds a monument to grift during a government shutdown. And the GOP is absent.
Can we hit 1,000 RTs and replies with #RepublicansAreAWOL to trend it?
Please and thank you! 🙏 💪🏽
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BREAKING: Trump is Reportedly demanding that the DOJ Pay Him $230 Million for "unfair" Past Legal Cases against him.
In the meantime, Deputy AG Todd Blanche, who is his former personal attorney, would be one of the people deciding if they should pay Trump out.
This is TAXPAYER money.
Every American should be outraged over this.
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BREAKING: the city of Denver has erected a life-like bronze sculpture titled "Sonic Boomer" right in the middle of a major city street.
#NoKings
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#TrumpHatesOurHealthCare Trump has his priorities and they don’t include our healthcare! Please RT and reply with the hashtag. Let’s get this trending.
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TWEEPS: trump runs the House, Senate, and White House. This shutdown? All him, refusing to negotiate and letting Americans' healthcare premiums skyrocket.
Can we hit 1,000 RTs and replies with #TrumpHatesOurHealthCare to trend it?
Please and thank you! 🙏💪
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We are proud to share that after more than two years of dedicated work, we have completed all required baseline studies and submitted the reports to the U.S. Bureau of Land Management as part of the NEPA review process for our Tonopah Flats Lithium Project, one of the largest critical mineral lithium projects in the United States. This milestone marks a critical step forward in the development of this project.
“I am extremely proud of the ABTC team and all of our consultants that helped to drive these 21 studies to completion over the past several years,” stated ABTC CEO Ryan Melsert. “These efforts required meticulous planning and execution to ensure that we captured the full scope of environmental, cultural, and technical considerations for this critical project. The completion of these analyses and studies is a testament to our commitment to responsible and diligent development of this critical mineral resource to enable Increased American Mineral Production in response to President Trump’s recent call to action.”
Located in Nevada, our Tonopah Flats Lithium Project spans over 10,340 acres and contains 21.15 million tons of accessible lithium hydroxide monohydrate. With our proprietary extraction technologies, this project is positioned to strengthen domestic lithium production, reduce reliance on imports, and enhance supply chain stability.
As we move into the next phases of development, including the release of a Pre-Feasibility Study, we remain committed to fostering strong relationships with local communities, tribal organizations, and stakeholders to ensure responsible advancement of this critical resource.
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