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#MAGA, 2A 40 years in the Fire Service and retired. Refugee from California. Unvaccinated. Young boomer. TeddyKGB is from the movie Rounders. 🇺🇸

Oregon, USA
Joined September 2023
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TeddyKGB 🇺🇸 retweeted
Wow! This woman posted her video days before the clip from Dave Chappelle’s show leaked. She said she and many others were walking out of the show early because it was “trash.” According to her, Chappelle spent the evening talking crap about Charlie Kirk’s assassination, attacking Trump, and making fun of Jesus. She also claimed that even security staff acknowledged that people were complaining about the show.
According to this man, who attended Dave Chappelle’s recent shows in NYC, the comedian not only told the crowd he “feels better” since Charlie Kirk was assassinated, but also made a racially charged joke about 9/11. He claims Chappelle said he doesn’t mourn the 9/11 attack because “a bunch of white people died.” That joke allegedly fell flat, as a large portion of the audience were New Yorkers who knew someone who was killed on 9/11.
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TeddyKGB 🇺🇸 retweeted
.@Walmart @kroger, what a slap in the face to the American shopper. You should dismantle this immediately. And shoppers, do not under any circumstances, allow these companies’ apps on your phone. Whatever discounts they have through them are being counteracted by raising prices when they detect your phone nearby. It’s a scam.
Walmart and Kroger are quietly rolling out an internal store technology across America that could either modernize retail or bankrupt the middle-class family budget. Starting across thousands of locations heading into 2027, traditional paper price tags are being ripped off grocery shelves and replaced with cloud-connected digital screens. Raise the price of bottled water by 20 percent the second the afternoon temperature hits 90 degrees. Surge the cost of ground beef, milk, and sandwich bread between 5 PM and 6 PM when exhausted commuters are rushing home from work. Drop prices at 10 AM on a Tuesday, then hike them right back up the minute the after-school crowd walks through the sliding doors. Every price change happens wirelessly in seconds from a central corporate dashboard. No store employee has to touch a single shelf. Walmart has already signed a massive deployment deal with VusionGroup to wire 2,300 American supercenters with EdgeSense digital shelf rails by 2027. Kroger is expanding its own Microsoft-backed system called EDGE across hundreds of supermarkets. Over 60 million digital price tags are already blinking on US grocery aisles right now. This is not supply chain inflation. This is Uber-style surge pricing built directly into the shelves where Americans buy baby formula, eggs, and medicine. Last week I sat down for coffee with a former retail pricing director who spent 14 years building supermarket margin algorithms before leaving the industry. What he shared over the table completely changed how I look at a grocery aisle. "Retailers just turned static shelves into live stock tickers. The question is not whether grocery chains will use instant price changes, because they already spent billions installing the hardware. The question is how much extra money a family of four will lose every week simply because both parents work until 5 PM and cannot shop during off-peak hours." Here is how the digital grocery pricing system actually works, how it tracks you in the aisle, and the exact phone settings and checkout playbook you need to beat it.
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TeddyKGB 🇺🇸 retweeted
You had TWO YEARS to get it done. You had people gavel in while you scheduled vacations for the Senate, and now you make a post sounding like it's a sacrifice to do the job that you didn't get done in the first place!
.@SenateGOP is committed to being here and doing whatever it takes to finish this legislative session strong and get as much done as we can for the American people.
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TeddyKGB 🇺🇸 retweeted
Hey, @GinaHinojosaTX, just know I'm not giving up shit. I'm not registering shit. I'm not background checking shit when I transfer a firearm. You're gonna have to kill me & send others to die for my guns. This isn't hyperbole. My oath to the constitution & my price: my life.
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TeddyKGB 🇺🇸 retweeted
I just find the timing interesting. Before Thomas’s primary, I shared my story about our relationship. Part of that story was that we started dating after my former husband and I separated. My former husband was active-duty military and had struggled with substance abuse after multiple deployments. Thomas used his official position to pressure my former husband’s commander to issue a no-contact order involving Thomas and me. At the time, I didn’t question it. Then Thomas’s spokesperson tried to discredit my account of our relationship by claiming I had lied about my experiences with my former husband. But the transcript Thomas himself had sent me of his conversation with my former husband’s commander supported what I had said. When a lawyer posted that transcript, the lawyer also raised concerns about Thomas using his office that way. That set off something I hadn’t expected. My understanding is that senior military officials began looking into what happened. My former husband, who had already left the military, was contacted and questioned. His former commander was questioned too. Shortly afterward, Thomas began going after Pete Hegseth. Could those things be completely unrelated? Absolutely. I don’t have evidence that one caused the other. But based on my own experiences with Thomas, I have found him extraordinarily vindictive. So I can’t shake the question: did military scrutiny of his conduct involving my family have anything to do with the hostility that followed? That is my theory. I’m not presenting it as a proven connection. But I do think the timing deserves scrutiny.
Thomas Massie has engaged in the most reprehensible act imaginable following the sworn testimony of Cynthia West this past Monday. He has made the public statement, through his spokesperson state representative Steve Doan, that "Ms. West has a documented history of making false abuse allegations. Notably, during the very period she claims to have been involved with Congressman Massie." This is despicable. Why? Because Thomas Massie not only knows this is a false and defamatory statement, but in an email he sent to Cynthia, he attached, the details of the abuse himself. These are contained in the transcript of a conversation Massie had with her ex husband's commanding officer. The horrendous attempt to paint Cynthia as merely "claiming" to be involved with Massie, and having made "false abuse allegations" is irrefutably proven false by Massie's own words. And what makes this even more egregious is the fact that his response to her sworn testimony is to lie and shame her! She not only had to suffer this kind of abuse at the hands of her husband, as Massie himself confirms, but now he is perpetrating the same abuse against her himself! And what is jaw dropping offensive is that this is all coming from a man who created a media event railing against men who abuse women, calling for transparency while exploiting real women victims as a backdrop for his stunt. The depth of depravity in this scurry to deflect and defame should be seen by all women as 100% disqualifying. So now, for all the world to see, here are his words, his own confession that he is every bit the deceitful scoundrel he pretends to hate: "He corrected that to say that he was relieved of his command yesterday morning, and this was, according to him, due to social media posts disparaging to Cynthia West ...And he is saying that it's shameful that I would be seeing somebody within three months of my wife passing away.... he is disparaging me, he's making shameful remarks about Cynthia...he's got a pattern here... he used one social media account to harass Cynthia...he had a restraining order placed against him, and it was while he was under the restraining order, he created the new account to cyberbully Cynthia and made over 100 posts in a day... And my concern is that once you tell -- if you tell him to quit doing this, he's going to try to find another venue, to, or medium in which to do the same thing.... one other concern I have is for Cynthia and her family. I'm not sure if there are any resources that you can mobilize to protect her or to give her because he's -- that's the next thing, it's kind of predictable, I feel like. I know that Cynthia's got a firearm now...and she's genuinely concerned for her safety because this is not a stable individual." Mr. Doan is an attorney and has refused to correct these misrepresentations despite repeated requests, as is his ethical obligation under the Kentucky Rules of Professional Conduct. Absolutely sickening.
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This post's Transcript shows Massie helping West against her ex's harassment during their relationship. This doesn't disprove Doan's point: her 2024 FL DV petition was dismissed by the court for insufficient evidence. x.com/i/status/20542… x.com/i/status/20544… x.com/i/status/20545… cincinnati.com/story/news/pol…
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TeddyKGB 🇺🇸 retweeted
You flew to El Salvador to defend an ms-13 gang member Ms-13 gang is classified as a foreign terrorist organization You aided and abetted our enemies I am a HELL YES on charging you with TREASON
I am a HELL YES on impeaching Pete Hegseth.
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TeddyKGB 🇺🇸 retweeted
House Democrat Sara Jacobs @RepSaraJacobs just admitted that Pete Hegseth @SecWar is only the start: “We should start with Secretary Pete Hegseth. So my vote today to impeach him isn’t political, it’s personal.” “Getting Trump” is the only policy House Democrats care about.
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TeddyKGB 🇺🇸 retweeted
🚨 HOLY CRAP! HHS Sec. Bobby Kennedy reveals he can UNLEASH because GOP Senators can't hold his appointees hostage when they lose power in January — paired with Stephen Miller as Chief of Staff "Republicans in the Senate, every time I tried to do something robust, I'd get calls saying, 'if you do that, we're not going to confirm your appointees.' So I said to the group at HHS, I said, the Democrats, no matter how great the appointee is, not one vote will go them!" "The Senate no longer has ANY leverage over me...Then we have Stephen Miller, a friend of our movement — I don't think ANYTHING is going to get in our way now!" 🔥 Did I hear that right? Some Senate Republicans purposefully obstructed his MAHA efforts? Absolutely unreal. MAHA is a 2024 mandate. I hope the final 2 years of Trump's term are the BEST for MAHA 🇺🇸 That would also be good news to win in 2028, because we NEED to take everything back.
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Fuking LOSER and FAILURE…you all shit the bed. As MAGA Republicans, we despise you more than most Democrats. 2028 will be a blood bath, one way or another.
Republicans are going to stand strong, united, and energized. We will never apologize for our conservative convictions. The American people's priorities are going to be our priorities.
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TeddyKGB 🇺🇸 retweeted
One Democrat that might actually be trustworthy has emerged. He'll pay a price, no doubt.
I can’t believe a Democrat is already exposing his own party like this Don Leonard, the Democrat who just won Ohio’s 15th District, says senior House Democrats warned him what happens if he won’t back Hakeem Jeffries for Speaker: “Making my life a living heII for the next two years here in Washington as well as being sure to lose my election” He says they “expect you to wear the team jersey” and “be a good team player” They don’t want representatives, they want obedience
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TeddyKGB 🇺🇸 retweeted
What an arrogant pieces of shit
John Thune seems confused about why he isn't liked in "online world." He says being hated is a "daily experience" for him. He said, "I don't know that they necessarily told me anything I got wrong." Ok, I'll start..... 1) Oct. 8, 2016: he said Trump "should withdraw and Mike Pence should be our nominee effective immediately." 2) Dec. 2020: he said a challenge to the Electoral College would "go down like a shot dog." 3) 2022: he said he hoped Republicans would have "other options" besides Trump. 4) 2023: he endorsed Tim Scott, and didn't back Trump until Feb. 2024. 5) He voted for the $95 billion Ukraine, Israel and Taiwan aid package. 6) He requested $116 million in earmarks while voting to strip earmarks. 7) He used pro forma sessions to block recess appointments. 8) He refused Trump's call to end blue slips. 9) The House passed the SAVE Act. It died in the Senate 48-50, and a narrower voter ID bill died too. 10) He refused to nuke the filibuster or force a talking filibuster. 11) He waved off the SAVE Act pressure as a "paid influencer ecosystem." 12) When McConnell vanished for 3 months, Thune said it was "between Sen. McConnell and the people of Kentucky." 13) About 161 Trump nominations are still waiting, including 25 judges, and Democrats take over in January. 14) And he still feels no sense of urgency, and no realization of his own failures. What did I leave off the list?
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TeddyKGB 🇺🇸 retweeted
In other infuriating news… 58 days later and she’s still on @CarnegieMellon’s payroll.
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TeddyKGB 🇺🇸 retweeted
The last thing you see before you’re exonerated.
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TeddyKGB 🇺🇸 retweeted
DEPORT PADILLA
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TeddyKGB 🇺🇸 retweeted
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I can’t say enough positive things about Secretary of War @PeteHegseth. He is such a great person. He’s right. “You can’t let crazy Islamists have a nuclear bomb.”
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TeddyKGB 🇺🇸 retweeted
Tick tock, @RepThomasMassie ⏰ January 3rd you're packing up your office. Your own voters fired you and a Navy SEAL is taking your seat 🇺🇸😂 Enjoy your last few weeks of irrelevance, loser 🤡
Bro, you must be so embarrassed. You ate an entire shit sandwich in front of America, AGAIN. 😂🤣😂🤣
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TeddyKGB 🇺🇸 retweeted
I don't care if they're a DACA recipient, a church pastor, or an 83 yearold abuelita who snuck into our country 40 years ago. Every single illegal alien needs to be DEPORTED.
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TeddyKGB 🇺🇸 retweeted
Fuck you and every single member of the @SenateGOP. Y’all deserve everything your future Democratic overlords have in store for you.
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TeddyKGB 🇺🇸 retweeted
“Thune,” “Betrayed,” & “Disgusted” are the top 3 trending topics right now. Senator Thune said it’s only the online community who feels this way.
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TeddyKGB 🇺🇸 retweeted
For 47 years, Iran has killed innocent people, protesters, Americans, and has waged war on the West through jihadist terrorism. President Trump had the courage that no other president had — to take on the Iranian threat with full force. He didn't kick the can. He kicked their teeth in.
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