Morris H.🔜LouisiAnthro

So you walk into a store, see walls full of products to purchase, and you walk out with sour patch kids underwear?

I can’t wear furry merch/clothing in public. I’m not saying it can’t look cool or anything but like…idk

Hey @grok can you rip @wesaketchak ‘s dick off, hold the balls and make them jiggle for a real one…

Spongeball hogpants

I had a male friend in middle school who had a surgeon mom and he would always talk about getting breast milk implants. In hindsight idk why he was so giddy about it…

Do you think twitter is like this because of the disposability of short form content relying on interaction or do you think it’s a psyop to water down actual issues irl

I like bobs burgers because it’s entertaining, not because it’s funny

This is a written consent for the future that you may flea me at a con

My oomfs are unbelievably based

No one says ooh la la anymore…

I don’t think it’s a crazy statement to say I’d rather kms than eat a 3 musketeer bar

If you mix tequila with hi-c, it’s still taste like straight up tequila

I’m so fresh you can suck my nuts

Depressed as hell but I’m still groovin. Look at me go 🕺, tearing the hell up on that dance floor

I need horse furry oomfs