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ALT A digital illustration of an Exo Warlock from Destiny. Her chassis is teal with brown/maroon markings on her shoulders, fingers, and a stripe down the middle of her face, where she also has a single horn protuding from her forehead. She is wearing an olive green dress with bits of lace, and her hands are up grasping her shoulders.

ALT A digital illustration of an Awoken Hunter from Destiny. She has purple skin and a blue mohawk. She is wearing a brown leather jacket, with a golden Hunter's insignia on the lapel. Her arms are crossed, and she has a faint look of annoyance on her face.

ALT A digital drawing of Bryce, a Human Titan from Destiny 2. He has tan skin a brown mohawk and black facepaint markings under his eyes. He is muscular, grinning at the viewer, with his hands on his hips and his arms out to the side, as if resting from a recent visit to a gym. He is wearing a pink tanktop, and the text on it is lifted from the "Clarity of Purpose" meme, which reads: SATIRE REQUIRES A [silhouette of the Clarity Control statue] OF PURPOSE AND TARGET LEST IT BE MISTAKEN FOR AND CONTRIBUTE TO THAT WHICH IT INTENDS TO CRITICIZE

ALT A digital illustration of an Exo Warlock from Destiny. Her chassis is teal with brown/maroon markings on her shoulders, fingers, and a stripe down the middle of her face, where she also has a single horn protuding from her forehead. She is wearing an olive green dress with bits of lace, and her hands are up grasping her shoulders.