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The Captain of Smooth!

Macon, GA
Joined August 2010
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Hey @HankAzaria what would it take to get you to livestream yourself calling the #WorldSeries as @BrockmireIFC #fuckjoebuck
Hey @Wendys, how can you guys advertise “No Delivery Fee in App” but then hide it under the taxes instead? A “service fee” for delivery is a delivery fee. Stop lying yo your customers
Earn a little #respect by finding and clicking on at least two of the objects hidden in this video. #TMobileTuesdays #useek useek.com/ref/b0o1enkxeWV8Mj… via @useek_official
Really bad look @tchelicon … I’ve had a #VoiceliveTouch2 for less than 24 hours and it’s already blue screen of death’d. And you only offer a fix via Windows. I haven’t owned/used a Windows computer since like 2000.
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No, just not everyone needs to be an asshole on the internet
Replying to @WALTWPOWELL
Nevermind he wants to get boned by @WarmothGuitar LOL
Ask me how @LieutenantDans7 became my least favorite @Braves player of all time.
The Captain retweeted
Dealing with a family issue and I’m reminded of my own attempted suicide from long ago. I feel compelled to put it out into the universe that IT GETS BETTER. I know the hopelessness. But you CAN get past it. To anyone thinking about it, just hang on. There’s light at the end. ❤️
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I wish @POTUS would check out his DMs on Facebook, or open them up on Twitter. Some of us could really use Uncle Joe’s advice, and that 2000 character website email can’t handle it.
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This shit just doesn’t cut it when proactive single fathers are struggling.
If you’re whining about unfriending, snoozing, or unfollowing any of your friends who are still around after putting up with your posts for 4 years, when you can’t even give them 4 days, you’re the snowflake bitch 🤷🏼‍♂️
This guy is so full of shit. Seriously. “The GA election machine is run by Democrats.” Bro, we have a Republican Secretary of State. Yah boy, Gov Kemp literally oversaw the most corrupt election in GA History. @POTUS @CNN @CNNPolitics @jaketapper @andersoncooper
I’m guessing he didn’t get the extra points
Tonight’s @MLB opening pitch was like...
We stouf your bellies.
Rewrite our Twitter bio... Go!
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The Captain retweeted
Matt Gaetz announces he has a secret adopted adult son from Cuba who lives with him.
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I know it’d be really hard to do, but I’d love to see a Qui Gon Jinn series. He’s the OG badass.