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Captain Rail

@CaptainRail

he/him, human by birth, gamer by choice (PS4, Xbox one, TTRPGs). I read books with real pages. favorite smells are wet dog and fresh rain on dry dirt 🇺🇲🦅✝

 milky way galaxy (USA).
Joined March 2019
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We're celebrating the 30th anniversary of Star Trek: Voyager with free gifts for all Captains on PC. Claim the T6 Long Range Science Vessel and more this week! 🙌 👉 playstartrekonline.com/en/ne…
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redwyrm@redwyrmofficial15 Jan 2025
Sometimes you find DnD inspiration in melting snow in your back yard… #dnd
Melting snow on grass

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Fantasy map

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Hottest ticket in town! Happy New Year’s Eve! 🎇
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redwyrm@redwyrmofficial29 Dec 2024
I am Dungeon Master…
DM Tip from an 8 year old: A dungeon Master is not supposed to fight against the players. They are a guide in the realm of Dungeons & Dragons.

ALT DM Tip from an 8 year old: A dungeon Master is not supposed to fight against the players. They are a guide in the realm of Dungeons & Dragons.

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Good news, Captains on #Xbox and #PlayStation: The Lower Decks inspired cosmetic items, the Vulcan Visor and the Vulcan Bob Hairdo, can now be claimed for free in the Promotions Tab of the Zen Store until December 3rd! 🎁
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#dnd5e #ttrpgcommunity my dumb bugs bunny brain was in fill control tonight....pic is a screenshot of my post in a discord chat.
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#DnD #TTRPGs In last night's DND game I invented a superhero "fishman"....at the start of the game I got a cloak of manta ray. Then after turning my snarky mischievous shenanigans up to 12 (out of 10). I ran around yelling "I'm fishman!" In my best batman impersonation. ...
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Our DM stopped breathing at one point from laughing so hard. My shenanigans included jumping out of a submarine window (that was on the water's surface), befriending a druid/seahorse, baking a wild magic apple pie, inventing liquid meth (to poison a bad guy...to be named later)..
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jumping out of a tavern window... again yelling "I'm fishman"
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#DnD #TTRPGs My favorite moment from last night's DND game. (Me) Bard: "(@Wizards_DnD) wizards of the coast messed up when they they taught me this spell. (Evil laugh)" Casts conjure animal. Or as my party now calls it. Swarm of pteranodons Beholder: "shit!"
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The party: beatboxes battle of Britain music. Me out of character: making WW2 airplane noises for the pteranodons Beholder: all the eye rays Munk out of character: makes 1950s ray gun sound. The party trying not to die Me casts second wave of pteranodons.
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....we won because.... Munk punches the beholder to death. Beholder's boss, Satan: "LoL, I hate you all and I'm going to enjoy killing you. Bye!" .... conjure animal let's you summon 8 creatures that are cr 1/4 which pteranodons are.... know you monster manual as a player.
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#DND In my DND game's last session I cast conjure animal. Summoning 8 weasels. Then for my bonus action I gave one dragon's breath. Followed by handing out torture tools to all of them so we could pick locks, free prisoners and cause chaos...
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A bad guy in power armor caught us. I told my weasels to get him. He didn't survive long.....The rest of the party was there too. But, we were laughing to hard for me to remember their contributions to the fight.
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redwyrm@redwyrmofficial21 Jul 2024
Optimize your character for fun! #dnd
DnD tip from a 7 year old: you will remember the parts of the game where you laugh and snort more than the parts where you do a lot of damage.

ALT DnD tip from a 7 year old: you will remember the parts of the game where you laugh and snort more than the parts where you do a lot of damage.

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As a DM I let my players know I take bribes for legendary loot and mounts....and any of their hair brained ideas.
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It is good to keep your players informed. #dnd
DM Tip from a 7 year old: Make sure your players know what your favorite snacks are.

ALT DM Tip from a 7 year old: Make sure your players know what your favorite snacks are.

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