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LL lil cuz Diend

Ohio, USA
Joined December 2019
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he will die at 18 for 20 inches of Ukrainian land
Boys in the EU: "Mom, when will I get my period?" Boys in Russia:
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i'd recommend watching the movie you criticize first 🤷🏽‍♀️
Call me insufferable, idc, but the relation between him and Krypto should NEVER be "fuck, I can't stand that dog"
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captin sparklez retweeted
When will you learn not to beat your wife
There's a lesson here. Will Hollywood learn it now that it's a pattern?
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I owe Bloodraven an apology. He was right about the Brackens
fucking bracken bastard. fuck you.
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Here's you if you were a First Man, Valyrian, or Rhoynish
Rhaenyra's genes so strong some of her descendants are variants of her firstborn😭
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captin sparklez retweeted
Succesfully wasted the first 10% of 2026
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And I stand on that. He ain’t switch up when shit got tough 💯 I knew the other shorty was just talking to talk
This nigga went on a crazy ass rant to somebody he had just met then immediately grabbed his piece to go fight a 2 v 10 with that same stranger no questions asked. #RealNiggaAlert
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this is the most accurate scene ever of any asoiaf adaptation because it represents the books' core principle which is the brackens are all pieces of shit who are always wrong
fucking bracken bastard. fuck you.
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this is the most accurate scene ever of any asoiaf adaptation because it represents the books' core principle which is the brackens are all pieces of shit who are always wrong
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captin sparklez retweeted
This racist attack against our former President and First Lady is immoral, shameful, and unsurprising for a man who has built a career tearing us apart.
Last night, Trump posted a video to his social media platform that contained a racist clip showing Barack and Michelle Obama as monkeys. It's still up:
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funny how all of book purists were right. that when the show is as faithful as it can be to the source material, ppl love it
'A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms' proves that dragons were not the magic ingredient in the success of 'Game of Thrones' - it was George R.R. Martin trib.al/E4aFVWe
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When Susan Collins held her last town hall, Bill Clinton was president and I was in middle school.
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we did it joe, we saved americans from chinese censorship
After the forced sale of Tiktok to US owners has finalized, the Democrats official Tiktok account has had their uploads suppressed, going from millions of views per post to zero on their latest short
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captin sparklez retweeted
Share before they ban this image. Yes, it's the same thing.
No comment necessary.
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Girl. This is gross and petty. Talarico was nothing but a class act of civil politics. Stop it.
THANK YOU TEXAS! Just got off the debate stage and I’m so happy to have y’all in this fight with me! #TexasTough
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bitch @JDVance
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Unironically quoting a Nick Fuentes sportsball tweet I know this person smells absolutely disgusting
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You’re a fucking liar with blood on your hands.
A would-be assassin tried to murder federal law enforcement and the official Democrat account sides with the terrorists.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Videos of the encounter shows that the gun was never drawn. The weapon remains in the victim's holster until one agent removes it. After the victim is disarmed, a second agent shoots him repeatedly. Videos of full encounter: x.com/i/status/20150… x.com/i/status/20151… Victim disarmed prior to shots being fired: x.com/EoinHiggins_/s…
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